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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/22/2017 3:17:55 AM
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"THATS A BULLET NOT FIRE!" Deity said. Tesuto sprinted away.
"HE'S GETTING AWAY! GET EM!"
Deity wobbled after Tesuto, and fell straight on his face, hitting a waitress and into a table, breaking the table in half and leaving Deity on the ground.
"ITS A BOOBY TRAP."
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He burst out laughing, nearly falling to the ground. "Get up, we gotta go after him!"
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"UGH. OKAY." Deity got up from the table and stumbled towards the doorway. "WE HAVE TO...MOVE! TO THE SHIP. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!"
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"What ship?'l He opened the door to his house, and fell on the floor with a crash. Mira came running down the stairs to investigate. "[i]What the hell?![/i]"
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"UHURA!" Deity called Mira. "GET TO YOUR STATION! WE NEED TO GO TO CANDYLAND."
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"[i]Candyland? Oh....How much have you two had to drink?[/i]" "Whaaaat? We ain't drunk, right deity?!"
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"COMMANDER SPOCK! TO YOU'RE STATION!" Deity said, ignoring the question as he stumbled into the living room.
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"Ay Ay!" Zane hopped up and leapt onto the couch, then grabbed the remote and started swinging it like a sword. "Hey Deity, call Anne and get her over here!" Mira sighed as the two as she went back upstairs, not even trying to get involved.
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"AH! YES! CHAPEL!" Deity exclaimed, sitting on a chair like a tipsy captain. He got his phone and made "beep boop" noises whenever he pressed a button. He raised the phone to his ear. "CHAPEL! WE NEED YOU ON THE ENTERPRISE! GET OVER HERE!" Deity threw the phone, and it crashed through the living room wall and made a hole. "ASTEROIDS!"
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"Bro....That was my wall, you gotta pay for that." He busted out laughing, falling to the floor.
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"I DID NOT DO THAT!" Deity screamed. "It was the ASTEROID! OH NO! THERE IS ONE COMING RIGHT FOR US!" Deity flung himself off the couch and onto the floor, and passed out.
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Zane somehow made it upstairs and crawled into his bed, and passed out as well.
