originally posted in:The New Dojo
"AH! YES! CHAPEL!" Deity exclaimed, sitting on a chair like a tipsy captain. He got his phone and made "beep boop" noises whenever he pressed a button. He raised the phone to his ear.
"CHAPEL! WE NEED YOU ON THE ENTERPRISE! GET OVER HERE!"
Deity threw the phone, and it crashed through the living room wall and made a hole.
"ASTEROIDS!"
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"Bro....That was my wall, you gotta pay for that." He busted out laughing, falling to the floor.
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"I DID NOT DO THAT!" Deity screamed. "It was the ASTEROID! OH NO! THERE IS ONE COMING RIGHT FOR US!" Deity flung himself off the couch and onto the floor, and passed out.
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Zane somehow made it upstairs and crawled into his bed, and passed out as well.