originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b][i][u]Sword in Stone[/u][/i][/b]
[b]A storm raged throughout the Land, thunder flashing through the sky.
This storm did not feel natural, there was a certain air to it. A dark one
A bolt of lightning struck the main courtyard, leaving a sword stabbed into The ground in front of the cherry blossom tree.
The storm vanished suddenly, and after a few moments a small crowd of guards had gathered around the sword, Royal at head. [/b]
"Behold! The great sword Exaclibur!"
[spoiler]Open! [/spoiler]
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"This world is already in ruins! The only world that matters is the KINGDOM OF GOD! Now I shall be taking the sword." [b]The pope walks towards the sword.[/b]
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[b]Royal sighed as he watched the imminent failure. [/b]
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[b]The pope starts tugging on the sword, his frail arms look as if they are about to snap in half.[/b]
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[b]Royal walked over, pulling the old man off the sword [/b]
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"What are you doing?!"
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"I'm saving you the trouble!"
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"Well hurry up! I have a very busy schedule."
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[b]Royal dropped the Pope some feet away [/b] "There, you're done."
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"If I can't pick up the sword, then who can?"
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"Someone worthy of it."
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"Are you saying I am not worthy?"
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"Yeah I am." [b]He turned, walking a few feet before turning to loo at the Pope [/b]
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[b]The pope pops a holy hand grenade and pulls out a machine gun, going all Arnold Schwartz on everyone.[/b]
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[b]The non cannon fires as Royal draws Exaclibur, cutting off the Pope's head [/b]
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[b]The pope's body keeps firing, even though his head is cut off. His severed head says[/b] "It's only a flesh wound!"
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[b]Royal cuts the rest of his body into pieces [/b]
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[b]The gun is literally floating in the air and raining bullets on Royal.[/b] "It is only a flesh wound!" [b]The pope keeps chanting[/b]
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[b]Royal cuts the rifle in half as hundreds of bullets are pumped into him [/b]
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[b]The pope's body, or what is left of it, starts to vibrate. Suddenly, it forms into a bunny.[/b]
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"Oh for hells sakes, not again!" Vechi stalks over to the sword and glares at it.
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"What?" [b]Royal turned to look at Simply Arrow [/b]
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[spoiler]It's Vechi. [/spoiler] "This damned thing keeps popping up."
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[spoiler]You did this to yourself [/spoiler] "What the bloody hell are you talking about? I haven't seen it in some months."
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Exactly, practically no time at all!"
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"I disagree, questions must be raised about where this went."