originally posted in:The New Dojo
"So, it is an angelic sword. I wonder how the pope would respond if he.."
"[b][i][u]DEUS VULT![/u][/i][/b]" [b]The pope interrupted[/b]
"An angelic relic! I must claim it for the will of God!"
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"Why would you ruin the world such as this?"
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"This world is already in ruins! The only world that matters is the KINGDOM OF GOD! Now I shall be taking the sword." [b]The pope walks towards the sword.[/b]
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[b]Royal sighed as he watched the imminent failure. [/b]
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[b]The pope starts tugging on the sword, his frail arms look as if they are about to snap in half.[/b]
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[b]Royal walked over, pulling the old man off the sword [/b]
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"What are you doing?!"
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"I'm saving you the trouble!"
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"Well hurry up! I have a very busy schedule."
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[b]Royal dropped the Pope some feet away [/b] "There, you're done."
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"If I can't pick up the sword, then who can?"
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"Someone worthy of it."
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"Are you saying I am not worthy?"
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"Yeah I am." [b]He turned, walking a few feet before turning to loo at the Pope [/b]
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[b]The pope pops a holy hand grenade and pulls out a machine gun, going all Arnold Schwartz on everyone.[/b]
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[b]The non cannon fires as Royal draws Exaclibur, cutting off the Pope's head [/b]
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[b]The pope's body keeps firing, even though his head is cut off. His severed head says[/b] "It's only a flesh wound!"
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[b]Royal cuts the rest of his body into pieces [/b]
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[b]The gun is literally floating in the air and raining bullets on Royal.[/b] "It is only a flesh wound!" [b]The pope keeps chanting[/b]
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[b]Royal cuts the rifle in half as hundreds of bullets are pumped into him [/b]
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[b]The pope's body, or what is left of it, starts to vibrate. Suddenly, it forms into a bunny.[/b]