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Edited by The Cellar Door:
1/26/2017 4:58:38 AM
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You see her at school...
You're instantly attracted. You obsess over her, day in and day out. Every night you tell yourself, "tomorrow will be the day I say something to her," and that day never comes. She sits next to you in math class, a glimmering essence of hope builds up in your stomach. You try not to stare. She catches you one time and gives you this weird look. You instantly look away, but you can't help but wonder if she liked it. Maybe she wants you to look at her. Maybe she wants you to talk to her. Maybe this is your chance.
But you don't take it. You crawl back into your shell of safety. Maybe tomorrow, right? But tomorrow is different. Tomorrow is the last day of school. A whole summer apart...you're dreading it. You have to say something. Everytime you open your mouth, nothing comes out. You watch her walk out of the class, radiant and happy with her friends, as you sit lonely at the desk. You're a failure.
Senior year comes around, and you haven't thought about this girl since sophomore year. You've been doing good for yourself, until you step into your biology class, and the only open seat is right next to her. The feelings of lust, sorrow, and anxiety rush back into you. Your stomach is in a twist. Your palms begin to sweat. The semester continues on with you awkwardly maintaining your silence right next to her. She's gotten so beautiful over the years. There's two months left of classes and your teacher tells you that it's time to do the senior year pair project. Your throat dries. You glance over at her. She gazes back at you and smiles. She tells you that you two can work on the project at her house later that evening.
You head to her house, everything inside of you is telling you to turn back. You can't handle this pressure. You'll say something stupid. She'll think you're weird. You enter her house. She's delighted to see you, and brings you to her basement. You suddenly are able to speak. You two have a fantastic time. You almost can't stop laughing with her. She's so easy to talk to. You guys get closer, and closer. She keeps touching your arm. She begins to reach for your crotch, and whispers in your ear, "If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in they Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk."
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[i]ThIs[/i]
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Papa bless
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1 Reply
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RIP the former glorious nation of OffTopic
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I shed a tear of masculinity reading this
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[b][i][u]OOF[/u][/i][/b]
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1 ReplyWHY DOES THIS EXIST AND WHY AM I CRYING/LAUGHING
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What happened???
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5 RepliesMike "Queer Zapper" Pence Mike "Mass electrocution is my final solution" Pence Mike "If dick you desire, fear my electric wire" Pence Mike "Gay and proud? Get a thundercloud" Pence Mike "Your perversion needs an electrical conversion" Pence Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence Mike "Consider a lobotomy before engaging in sodomy" Pence Mike "Blast gays with tesla's rays" Pence Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence Mike "The only power to queers is volts times amperes" Pence Mike "If you're bi, you will fry" Pence Mike "After these elections, say goodbye to gay erections" Pence Mike "Lightning strike the turbo dyke" Pence Mike "Putting the trans in transistor" Pence Mike "You've got one in the belly? Better find a back alley" Pence Mike "Dicks give you an erection? This circuit's making a connection" Pence Mike "If you like bumming, this chair's humming" Pence Mike "Homosexuality gets you a fatality" Pence Mike "According to the constitution you belong in an institution" Pence Mike "Man wants a penetrator, I'll start the generator" Pence Mike "Closing gay chapters with AC adapters" Pence Mike "Repent for all your sin or get some volts again" Pence Mike "Like men in nylon, become a human pylon" Pence Mike "F***ot medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence Mike "Pray the gay away" Pence Mike "Electoral Volts" Pence Mike "If you're Queer pack your gear" Pence Mike "Like It in the Crapper? You Get the Zapper" Pence Mike "Mister thinks he's a sister, become a human resistor" Pence Mike "If you enjoy cock, you're in for a shock" Pence Mike "Saving Those Babies from Feminists with Rabies" Pence Mike "Get your ass pounded, the wire won't be grounded" Pence Mike "Electrodes for questionable chodes" Pence Mike "Want some cock, get a shock" Pence Mike "Gamma Ray the Gay Away" Pence Mike "cum on your face? To hell you'll race" Pence Mike "Disco inferno" Pence Mike "Take it in the ass and face Zeus's wrath" Pence Mike "Like to fap? You're getting a zap" Pence Mike "LGBBQ" Pence
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1 ReplySounds like something Exurba would make a video of
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> Saw great wall of text > Skipped to end > OP delivers
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5 RepliesGive this man a cookie.
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1 ReplyPost like this are why I come to #Offtopic
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[quote]You're instantly attracted. You obsess over her, day in and day out. Every night you tell yourself, "tomorrow will be the day I say something to her," and that day never comes. She sits next to you in math class, a glimmering essence of hope builds up in your stomach. You try not to stare. She catches you one time and gives you this weird look. You instantly look away, but you can't help but wonder if she liked it. Maybe she wants you to look at her. Maybe she wants you to talk to her. Maybe this is your chance. But you don't take it. You crawl back into your shell of safety. Maybe tomorrow, right? But tomorrow is different. Tomorrow is the last day of school. A whole summer apart...you're dreading it. You have to say something. Everytime you open your mouth, nothing comes out. You watch her walk out of the class, radiant and happy with her friends, as you sit lonely at the desk. You're a failure. Senior year comes around, and you haven't thought about this girl since sophomore year. You've been doing good for yourself, until you step into your biology class, and the only open seat is right next to her. The feelings of lust, sorrow, and anxiety rush back into you. Your stomach is in a twist. Your palms begin to sweat. The semester continues on with you awkwardly maintaining your silence right next to her. She's gotten so beautiful over the years. There's two months left of classes and your teacher tells you that it's time to do the senior year pair project. Your throat dries. You glance over at her. She gazes back at you and smiles. She tells you that you two can work on the project at her house later that evening. You head to her house, everything inside of you is telling you to turn back. You can't handle this pressure. You'll say something stupid. She'll think you're weird. You enter her house. She's delighted to see you, and brings you to her basement. You suddenly are able to speak. You two have a fantastic time. You almost can't stop laughing with her. She's so easy to talk to. You guys get closer, and closer. She keeps touching your arm. She begins to reach for your crotch, and whispers in your ear, "If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in they Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk."[/quote]
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Expected less than good, left not disappointed
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Do the legend27
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1 ReplyYou don't know me, but my name's Sie, I'm just the O'Hare, delivery guy. But it seems like trees might be worth a try, So I say, let it grow. My name's Dan; And my name's Rose. Our son Wesley kinda glows, And that's not good so we suppose, We should let it grow. Let it grow, let it grow, You can't reap what you don't sow! Plant the seed inside the earth, Just one way, to know it's worth. Celebrate the world's rebirth, We say let it grow. My name's Marie, And I am three! And I would like to see a tree, La la la la la lala lee, I say let it grow. I'm Grammy Norma - I'm old and I've got gray hair, But I remember when trees were everywhere, And no one had to pay for air! So I say, let it grow! Let it grow, let it grow, Like it did so long ago. It is just one tiny seed, But it's all we really need, Time to change your life with deed, Time to let it grow. My name's O'Hare, I'm one of you. I live here in Thneedville, too. The things you say just might be true. It could be time, to start anew. Maybe change my point of view! Nah! I say let it die! Let it die, let it die, Let it shrivel up and - Come on, who's with me? No body. You greedy dirtbag! Let it grow, let it grow, Let the love inside you show! Plant the seed inside the earth, Just one way, to know it's worth! Celebrate the world's rebirth, We say let it grow!
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Life lesson [spoiler]dont think with your dick[/spoiler]
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[quote]you obsess over her[/quote] No I don't. I'm a normal human.
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Need me a freak like that
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1 ReplyThought it was gonna be the loch ness monster
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Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
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I wish more posts were made like this, lol.
