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Time and time again, we get people who think they are up to the challenge of eating such a delicacy. Do you think it's the most amazing, most sought after food on earth for no reason? You think this is a game little pig boy?
Guess again. You can't eat it if you attempt to shove it in your mouth. Rightfully so, you aren't worthy.
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Oh, you think the Lasagna is your ally, but you merely adopted the pasta. I was born in it; molded by it. I didn't taste it until I was already a man, but by then it was nothing but DELICIOUS! The Lasagna betrays you because it belongs to me!