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originally posted in:The New Dojo
2/9/2017 2:09:20 PM
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[u]She who angers churches[/u]
Jackie was running off laughing like a maniac while a pastor was yelling at her. It initially would seem strange for someone of faith to be yelling at an angel. That is until one went to see what the commotion was.
http://i.imgur.com/Tso5i2P.jpg
Jacko the wacko decided it would be funny to stick several strange and hilarious signs all over the church as a strange prank.
[spoiler]open. Yup probably going to hell for this one XD...[/spoiler]
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"What in the world?!" The red samurai yelled as he jogged up to the church. He observed the signs, and he immediately was in anger. How could one have the GALL to desecrate a place of worship?!
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"Well do you want to say deus vult anymore?"
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"I never said it in the first place! What is going on here?!"
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"Would saying this is a harmless prank get me off the hook this time?"
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/9/2017 11:59:04 PM"No! You desecrated a church! That would be like having your friends kidnapped, then pretending to kill one of them! Then just say it is a prank! You can't do that!"
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"OK messing with the church was in bad taste and I'm starting to realize why I was kicked out of heaven in the first place. But it's as easy as just pulling them off. I would think kidnapping might be a few levels over this."
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"That doesn't mean this is not bad!"
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She sighs realizing she screwed up on this one. "Alright, alright. I'll take them down and make them a donation or something. Just stop glaring at me."
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"I'm wearing a helmet! How do you even know I am glaring?!"
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"I'm really good with vibes?"
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"I do not know what you mean by 'vibes.' So...ah! Just take the signs down please!" The samurai asked.
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"Will do. Wonder if anyone will buy any of these things..." She makes her way back over, catching a bible someone tried to throw at her. She takes a moment to explain the situation and the pastor let's her start work on removing the vandalism, keeping an eye on her to make sure she doesn't pull any more stunts.
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"Hmph!" The samurai observed for a moment before walking back up to the dojo... [spoiler]end?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol end[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]haha that was hilarious lol. Gunna have a series of side quests coming up soon so hopefully we can RP later![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]alrighty then. Maybe I'll get to bring my crazy king Chesh out for a spin. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh god.... [/spoiler] [b]Kross, Lord of Cinders, sighed in dismay at what was going on, as he approached Jacko [/b] "You there! What do you think you're doing?"
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"What? I got bored of hearing deus vult all the time and now maybe they will cringe at that thought of saying that again" Jackie was clearly holding back laughter at the expense of the church. [spoiler]let's just say imgur can be a bit cringe worthy if you hit random sometimes [/spoiler]
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"So your thoughts were to completely ruin the term? I am unsure if that is brilliant, or idiotic." [spoiler]Also, make sure you reply to the Crimson one. Because we have two going [/spoiler]
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"Well I've never really been known to be subtle. But really, think about it. After seeing that sht do you really wanna say deus vult?" Small cracks of laughter escape as she keeps trying to hold it in without much success.
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"I've never been one with the crusaders. I'm not fond of them."
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"Yeah, not quite the most glorious time"
