originally posted in:The New Dojo
[spoiler]ah ok I gotcha[/spoiler]
"Well there was a caterpillar with an interesting concoction in his pipe. Cheshire, or Chesh for short. I... spent some time being a cat before this"
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"No that doesn't answer the question. Can I have whatever your smoking? Clearly it's some CRAZY SHIT!" He pronounced with mockery.
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"Well perhaps perhaps you would prefer to see a burning mental institution. There might be a bit of crazy in that smoke." Without much notice Chesh appeared next to the throne chair and teleported back to where he was with the chair and sat on it. "Checkmate?"
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"....put my chair back please."
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A wooden chair with the name "Mai" appeared in the throne chairs original place. "I'm not entirely sure why you want her chair in particular. She seemed quite comfy in it"
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He raised his finger up to the bridge of his nose. "You've got to be...just do it okay?"
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"Well I was comfy while it lasted." He sent all the chairs back to where they should be with king of hearts cards on their armrests. "So you want a woman's chair and to set an insane asylum on fire. And here I thought I was the mad one"
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"No. You still are. I have no idea what you are talking about! Just...okay. Let's make some money ya?" He gestured to the bulletin board. There were a few contracts listed on it. "I'm wanting to build up an organization that can help the people of Tatakai. I need help to do that! So, you help me and then I pay you! Sounds like a deal?"
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"Burn a nut hut, steal a chair, and bring my army to help protect a village. Should I be writing these things down?"