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originally posted in:The New Dojo
2/14/2017 11:00:52 PM
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[b][i]Trump sat in a small wooden chair in the Dojo courtyard, reading from a scroll labeled, "Executive Order." He nodded as he read, his lips pursing. His eyes lit up with delight when he finished and he signed his signature. A bald eagle flew from the sky, took the signed Order, and flew off to who knows where. Trump saluted the eagle, and then sat back down, cleaning his Vector SMG. Life was good.[/i][/b]
[spoiler]Open.[/spoiler]
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*Stares*
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[b][i]He caught your gaze, raising an eyebrow.[/i][/b]
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*continues to stare, slowly running a finger through a hole made of the other hand's fore finger and thumb*
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[b][i]He rolled his eyes.[/i][/b]
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*grins, still staring*
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[i]"Can I help you?"[/i] [b][i]He asked, slightly agitated.[/i][/b]
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"Are you a shrink?"
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[i]"Hm. No."[/i] [b][i]He went back to reading his scroll.[/i][/b]
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*grins, satisfied. Slowly creeps away*
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[b][i]He placed his hand into his business suit, feeling his Silenced M1911 in its holster. He kept his hand there, cautiously. He kept on reading, sighing. What a day.[/i][/b]
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"So, are you going to deport me for being an alien or am I good?" [b]Fortis said.[/b]
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[i]"Well, that's uneducated to say the least. Good thing you're joking. I deport ILLEGAL aliens."[/i]
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"Ok, I was just making sure."
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[i]"Of course. Questions are always welcome."[/i] [b][i]He lit a joint, and inhaled, sighing. He exhaled, letting the cloud flow into the calm breeze.[/i][/b]
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*A wild Libtard appears!*
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[b][i]Trump doused his Desert Eagle in liquid gold and then aimed straight into the lîbtard's left eye. He then preceedes to paint the walls with red and a dash of pink. He holstered his Deagle, watching the waste of human space fall to the ground.[/i][/b]
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Suddenly, a horde of wild protesters arrive! They use "No Trump, No KKK, no fascist USA!"
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[b][i]He stepped onto his Trump Tank, painted with the American Flag, as fireworks, missiles, and jets screamed over head. Several bald eagles landed on his broad shoulders as he equipped his Intervention Sniper Rifle. He road into glorious battle, blasting the shitlords into red paste.[/i][/b]
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The screamed "NOOOOO" as they died. Suddenly, a massive red robot with a donkey crashed from the sky "HELLO DONALD!" Cried the shill Shillary Clinton as she aimed her communist Cannon at trump.
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[b][i]Trump ripped off his shirt revealing a perfect eight pack on his abs. He doused himself in liquid gold and supplexed Shillary down into the Deep Dark Depths of Tumblrland. After doing so, drew a bible, held a cross in his knuckles, and said funeral rites for the Shillary. He went back to reading on his wooden chair.[/i][/b]
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"DONALD TRUMP. TODAY YOU WILL RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE!" Cried an old burn Bernie. As he drove in with an army of SJW's in the thousands. With him was CNN, BBC and CBC. "YOU ARE SURROUNDED! I HAVE THE POPULAR VOTE!"
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[b][i]Without looking up or even refraining from reading, he whipped out his golden Desert Eagle and blasted out their grey matter. He holstered when the job was done.[/i][/b]
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[b]The man known as sensei Royal approached him [/b] "What the shit? Who let you in? '
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[i]"Who let me in? I came in the Dojo's time of need and rebuilt it to its former glory. I even defend it."[/i] [b][i]He said, leaning his Vector on his chair.[/i][/b]
