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originally posted in:The New Dojo
2/15/2017 1:49:39 AM
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[b][i]Trump doused his Desert Eagle in liquid gold and then aimed straight into the lîbtard's left eye. He then preceedes to paint the walls with red and a dash of pink. He holstered his Deagle, watching the waste of human space fall to the ground.[/i][/b]
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Suddenly, a horde of wild protesters arrive! They use "No Trump, No KKK, no fascist USA!"
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[b][i]He stepped onto his Trump Tank, painted with the American Flag, as fireworks, missiles, and jets screamed over head. Several bald eagles landed on his broad shoulders as he equipped his Intervention Sniper Rifle. He road into glorious battle, blasting the shitlords into red paste.[/i][/b]
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The screamed "NOOOOO" as they died. Suddenly, a massive red robot with a donkey crashed from the sky "HELLO DONALD!" Cried the shill Shillary Clinton as she aimed her communist Cannon at trump.
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[b][i]Trump ripped off his shirt revealing a perfect eight pack on his abs. He doused himself in liquid gold and supplexed Shillary down into the Deep Dark Depths of Tumblrland. After doing so, drew a bible, held a cross in his knuckles, and said funeral rites for the Shillary. He went back to reading on his wooden chair.[/i][/b]
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"DONALD TRUMP. TODAY YOU WILL RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE!" Cried an old burn Bernie. As he drove in with an army of SJW's in the thousands. With him was CNN, BBC and CBC. "YOU ARE SURROUNDED! I HAVE THE POPULAR VOTE!"
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[b][i]Without looking up or even refraining from reading, he whipped out his golden Desert Eagle and blasted out their grey matter. He holstered when the job was done.[/i][/b]
