originally posted in:The New Dojo
[u][b][i]Time to return![/i][/b][/u]
*It was a calm day in the Dojo. The birds were chirping, wispy clouds drifted through the air like giant puffs of cotton candy. People wandered about in Dojoville doing what people commonly did when Dojoville wasn't being attacked. All was quiet and peaceful... And everyone was insanely bored.*
*??? "...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
*A tiny, barely visible speck appears in the sky. It moves a little, like it's off balance as it heads for the Dojo. A very faint sort of screech can be heard.*
*??? "...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
*The screech seems to grow louder as the speck grows in the sky. Something bursts out of the clouds behind it, another speck but bigger. It's humanoid. As the figure pursues the speck (which now seems to be some sort of animal) through the air, a trail of smoke is left behind its feet.*
*??? "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
*The screeching grows louder as the creature approaches the Earth. It seems like some sort of cat, or a strange looking fox, a strangely proportioned dog maybe.*
*??? "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
*Opaque orange light surrounds the creature just before it hits the ground in the main courtyard. The ball of orange light bounces across the ground quickly, hitting a large cardboard box located next to the gate and then ricocheting into a nearby tree where it is then propelled into a pond. The humanoid figure lands in the courtyard, revealing itself to be a strange looking knight. Their armor is covered in tiny television screens that change color seemingly at random and they are holding a sword with a blade that ripples with waves of color.*
*Knight "WHERE ARE YOU, YOU COOKIE THIEF?!"
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English
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[spoiler]Well, I kinda stopped making my own posts... And Sketch is paralyzed from the waist down... This isn't Sketch though.[/spoiler] *The small ball of orange light floats to the surface of the water and Elvis points her sword at it, the blade turning white as a loud 'verrrrrrrrriiiiiib-' is heard.* *Elvis "There you are!!!" *A beam of white light fires from the sword with a loud 'yeeairooowwwww!' It is reflected off the orange ball of light and cuts through the Dojo wall like butter before the sword's blade goes dark.* *Elvis "HOW DID THAT NOT WORK?!"
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What the Hell is going on Elvis!?
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*Elvis "THAT ADORABLE AARDWOLF ATE MY COOKIE!!!" *She screams, aggressively waving a cookie at Mortar.*
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Alright, alright. Stop that, I'll deal with it.