originally posted in:The New Dojo
[spoiler]*bullshittery intensifies*[/spoiler]
[i]Ah, but of course, the Green Tide wasn't the only thing to join the fray. A mere few minutes went by, before a gigantic fleet of Imperial ships left the Warp, right above Takatai. The Imperium of Man had joined the game, and they were planning on winning. Their endless conquest had brought them here, and they wouldn't lose.
A few noteworthy ships were easily spotted— several Battle Barges, each from a different Chapter of mighty Space Marines and entire armies worth of Imperial Guard. A couple of these Barges, just to name a bunch, were the [b]Eternal Crusader[/b] from the [b]Black Templars[/b], the [b]Emperor Incarnatus[/b] from the [b]Ultramarines[/b], and even the [b]Pride of Fenris[/b] from the [b]Space Wolves[/b]. Again, just to name a few.
A gigantic swarm of drop pods soon departed from the fleet, aimed for both Dojoville, and the mountains themselves. Simultaneously, Terminators were teleported in for Deep Strike. AKA a whole lot of buttfuсkery.[/i]
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[i]One of the Ork Boyz yelled out.[/i] "IT'S DA SPACE MAHREENS!" [i]He told the Warboss, who let out a laugh. Space Marines meant people to fight, and people to fight means Ork fun![/i] "GOOD! FINALLY A CHALLENGE!" [i]The Warboss said, preparing his Supa-Dupa-Dakkagun. Of which the rest of the battlefortress crew did with their own weapons.[/i] "LET'S KILL DA HUMIES!" "[b]WAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!![/b]" [i]The Battlefortress let loose hell from the tank, Killkannons, Big Shootas and even a Zzap Kannon.[/i]