(Warning: It's a bit of a long skit)
[b]Jason-Human-Hunter
Elara-Awoken-Warlock
Randy-Exo-Titan[/b]
Elara: It's okay. I don't think he can spawn more than one anch-*Feels something on her leg and sees a tether in the shape of an arm grabbing her foot* A...a....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
Randy: Hold on! I'll get it off yo-*Another void arm comes out of the anchor and grabs his helmet* AAAAAAH! GET IT OFF! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!
(Early that day)
*Elara is staring at Jason while Randy is sitting down eating cookies*
Elara:...
Jason:...
Elara:...Jason, I'm not impressed.
Jason: What!? Why not!?
Elara: *Mumbles* Well I thought it would be...you know...bigger.
Jason: Are you serious? Size doesn't matter Elara! You should see it in action! It's got all the ladies swooning!
Elara: *Cross arms* Well I'm not swooning yet.
Randy: *Raises hand and talks with his mouth full* I'm swooning!...*Whispers to his ghost* What does swooning mean?
Jason:*Grumbles and grabs the cloak* Fine! I'll make the cloak a bit longer!
*Jason's Ghost materializes*
Ghost: Jason, Zavala would like you to report to him immediately.
Jason: *Annoyed* What now?
Ghost: Well he wants a mission report and...well *Looks at the Kell throne sitting at one side of Jason's room* I think you know what else he wants to talk about.
Jason: Hey, it's finders keepers! I found and beat Skalsis, I get his throne! It's mine to do whatever I want with!
Elara: *In a annoyed tone* We were there too you know. Besides we could have had a fallen house under our control and yet you chose to simply take the throne and use it as a sofa! A SOFA!
Jason: Well yeah. It's comfy. *Turns back to ghost* Can't the old baldski wait a bit?
Zavala: *Voice comes through Jason's ghost causing Jason to yelp in surprise* No he cannot Hunter. I expect you here in 5 minutes.
Jason: Y-yes sir! *Mutters quietly* Dickhead!
Zavala: I heard that. You now have 2 minutes. I suggest you start moving.
Jason: S-SORRY SIR! RIGHT AWAY SIR! *Jason runs out the door*
Randy:...*Looks at the door and then at the cloak* Do you think I could use that as a mark?
Elara: Randy...No
Randy: *Sets his drink down on the table and picks up the cloak* Hmm?
Elara: Don't.
Randy: *Holds it by his waist and turns slightly* I like it!
Elara: Jason WILL now about this. Your Ghost can be...disloyal at times.
Randy: *Sets cloak down on the table* No he won't. You're being paranoi-OH *Accidentally knocks down drink causing it to spill on Jason's new cloak*
Elara: *Staring at the cloak wide eyed*...
Randy: OH! *Covers mouth in shock* I...I didn't mean to...Oh no!
Elara: Jason going to kills us! Hurry we have to-
*Jason runs back into the room in a hurry*
Ghost: I can't believe you forgot the mission report!
Jason: Just shut up and help me *Sees the cloak*...find...it...
Elara: J-Jason please, let us explain we-
Jason: What. Happened.
Randy: W-well you see I wanted to get a closer look at the mar-I mean cloak but...um...something happened...
Jason:...Skylight What happened?
*Randy's Ghost materializes*
Skylight: He tried to wear it as a mark, and then spilled his drink over it.
Randy: SKYLIGHT! WHY!?
Skylight: I'm bored. This should fix that. *De-materializes*
Jason: *Stares out into the distances*...*Visor cracks and void energy begins to flow through them*
Randy: *Slowly walking out the door alongside Elara* I'm just going to close the door. To uh let you come to terms with this loss...*Slams door shut and runs to catch up wit Elara*
Elara: *Putting on her helmet* We have to get out of here! Like NOW!
Randy: Right, Let's go! *Reaches for the handle but pulls hand away when he sees a void anchor on it* WHAT THE HELL!? I thought he had to fire his bow to do that!
Elara: Well not exactly. It requires a great deal of focus to get an anchor to form where you want it to mentally. That's why Hunters use the bow. It carries the anchor to where they shoot it.
Randy: *Looks around nervously*
Elara: It's okay. I don't think he can spawn more than one anch-*Feels something on her leg and sees a tether in the shape of an arm grabbing her foot* A...a....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
Randy: Hold on! I'll get it off yo-*Another void arm comes out of the anchor and grabs his helmet* AAAAAAH! GET IT OFF! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!
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You probably just saved a few lives today [spoiler]Not enough people know not to -blam!- around with a hunter's cloak[/spoiler]
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Warlocks are more anti social
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This seems accurate to shot would happen in game
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Ok, this is good
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If the queen of hearts was a hunter in destiny and someone ruined her cloak she would scream OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.
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I got into an arguement with a hunter who I sniped when he had just activated his golden gun. After a few hate messages flew back and fourth I said his cloak looked dumb. I got hate messages for a whole week.
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As a Hunter myself, it is not only tradition to be as aggressive as possible, but it is also traditional for one to look [i]"fly"[/i]. Hunters do this to impress others, and a possible mate if needed. It's been said if you touch a Hunter's cloak, it is like likely you will not get your hand back. That, or you'll be mauled so bad that not even self-res will save you.
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I always imagined the Hunter removing some material from the offender to remake the cloak. If clothing material is not convenient, well then, other materials can be arranged.
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Mess with a Hunter's Cloak, and you'll get a knife somewhere in your body. Mess with a Hunter's Cloak that he or she made, and not even resurrection will save you.
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This was horrible. Your teachers and educational system have failed you. On a scale from 1 to 10 you are potato. Please don't ever post something like this ever again in your life.
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I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, a plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power and it reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet {pops sunflower seed into mouth}
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Warlocks arn't this social.
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Or anything else to do with a hunter
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This is why you don't touch a hunters cloak
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Away with you heathen. Back to reddit with your fanfiction
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Jesus is it bad I could imagine this as a ingame skit? XD
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Three things ya just don' mess with, pilgrim: a Titan's heavy weapons, a Hunter's cloak, and a warschlock's collection of moldy old codexes.
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Jason should just steal Randy's mark to patch up his cloak.
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(Insert Lenny face here)
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bump for later
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Somebody's going to die tonight.
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77/10
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you are such a creative individual, this makes you the real MVP. keep it up
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Oh hey, these characters again, haven't seen them in a while. [spoiler]BUMP BUMP COMING THROUGH[/spoiler]
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Every piece of dialogue should be indented and spaced. Gosh darn it!
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