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2/24/2017 1:10:31 PM
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Joke thread

I'll start. An Irishman walks out of a bar. What's big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? [spoiler]a refrigerator[/spoiler] What's brown and sticky? [spoiler]a stick[/spoiler] What is red and bad for your teeth? [spoiler]a brick[/spoiler] Your turn! [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by The Researcher: 2/25/2017 7:27:10 PM
    What's a skeletons favourite instrument? The trom[b]bone[/b]. I have a femur jokes. Why don't skeletons take over the world? [b]They don't have the balls to do it[/b] Why are skeletons bad at giving head. They don't have one. [spoiler]skull =/= head[/spoiler] Why do skeletons always do their best? They put their [b]backbone[/b] into it. [b]Tibia[/b] honest I have no more jokes so enough of this [b]shin[/b]anagins. [spoiler]NYEH HEH HEH![/spoiler]

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