originally posted in:The New Dojo
A building pops out of nowhere at a corner in the city. The sign on it proudly declares it [b]Magnus Museum, Archibald Magnus, owner and proprietor.[/b]
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[spoiler]Boi![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I thought you got banned.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No, I left willingly. And even then I only left so I wouldn't have to deal with chat.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ok, so what's up? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Nothing, it's just quite absurd...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Welcome to my DMing style.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*slides into DM's*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I mean Dungeon Master.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh....[/spoiler] [spoiler]I like it.[/spoiler] Garin stood before the entrance to the building, hands in his pockets. "I wonder..." He started to softly sing a tune. "I'm on the highhhhway to hell... Highhhhh way to hell..."
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Nothing happens.
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[spoiler]Damnit man.[/spoiler] He opens the door and walks inside. He switches to a different tune. "Well it's Red vs Red, and its Blue vs Blue..."
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"Excuse me?" A blue haired elf looks up from a heavy tome in the back of the empty room.
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"There we go. Hi!" Garin walked over to blue-haired elf, keeping his hand on his sword hilt- just in case.
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"Hello, welcome to my recently robbed museum."
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"Recently robbed...?" Garin smirked. "I could probably get the stolen items back for you..." He drew his sword slowly, as to create that strange leather-on-metal noise. "For a price."
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"Yes yes adventurers always ask for gold, and I'll pay you on a piece by piece basis."
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"You'll pay me now, or you can say goodbye to ever getting back your art, or pottery, or whatever it was that you had in here." [spoiler]Pay him....[/spoiler] [spoiler][i]Do it.[/i][/spoiler] [spoiler]*is the senate*[/spoiler]
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The elf's eyes spark dangerously. "No advances."
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"Well then..." He sheathed his sword. "What do these various artifacts look like, my blue-haired friend?"
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"Each one is unique, and they are likely scattered across several planes. You will need others."
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Edited by Hal0T1nman: 3/10/2017 12:05:04 AM"Goddamnit..." Ian appeared next to Garin with a soft [i]pop.[/i] "[i]What is it?"[/i] "This guys needs some help." "[i]Of course."[/i]
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"Well that's one." [spoiler]I kinda mean more users[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you mean to tell me[/spoiler] [spoiler]that you just got here[/spoiler] [spoiler]and you're making a plot with what I assume is your first character?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Ambitious.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I was thinking more adventuring party.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]OH NO[/spoiler] [spoiler]If you do a more-than-2-people post, all hell will break loose.[/spoiler]