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3/11/2017 8:20:11 AM
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Why did they stop putting toys in cereal?
Picture it: it's Saturday morning, you awake to a beautiful sunshine day, you hop out of bed and go to the kitchen. You get out a new box of cereal and remove the bag from the box so you can get that Chinese knockoff toy thing, but your sibling already took it, so you put the box over your head and beat them sideways with the bag until they bleed frootloop red. Then you claim the product of a tortured soul for yourself because you deserve it.
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Kids with dumb parents choked on them. Also, they were a bit wasteful, since most broke within seconds and just ended up in the trash.
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3 RepliesEdited by joibasta: 3/12/2017 6:28:01 AMThey should put a spoon in Cereal so you can eat your cereal twice as fast.
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4 RepliesImagine in an alternate universe where you get a flake of cereal from a box of toys.
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.....Yeah, totally relate to that.
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1 ReplyIt's like people just read the title and not the actual post. Oh
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More likely something to do with the toy industry. Besides most the toys in cereal box's break fast and someone ends up choking on the parts or your pet does. While I did enjoy them when I was young, now days I could careless. I wouldn't also put the reason past these health nut parents wanting their children to eat healthy cereal and not having to hear their child scream and bitch that they're not getting the cereal that comes with the toy.
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1 ReplyBecause dumb parents have no common sense and think that their small toddlers can manage themselves. Then when the baby swallows a toy, the parent loses their mind and tries to sue because they're a moron. This is why Kinder Surprises are illegal in the U.S.
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7 RepliesBecause neglectful liberal mothers hate having to keep a constant eye on their children (you know shit you're [i]supposed to do as a mother?[/i] ) and will sue you for looking at them wrong so that's why.
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5 RepliesFor those of us who pour our milk first, having a toy splash into the bowl wouldn't be ideal.
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1 ReplyBecause cereal = sugar and literally it's not okay to consume that much sugar at once. Toys are cool though. They don't give you diabetes.
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2 RepliesIt's hard to eat toys with a spoon
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[quote]Picture it: it's Saturday morning, you awake to a beautiful sunshine day, you hop out of bed and go to the kitchen. You get out a new box of cereal and remove the bag from the box so you can get that Chinese knockoff toy thing, but your sibling already took it, so you put the box over your head and beat them sideways with the bag until they bleed frootloop red. Then you claim the product of a tortured soul for yourself because you deserve it.[/quote]
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Now my cereal is full of sugar and sadness
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Because let's face it, the quality of those toys plummeted to the point of where It broke after 5 seconds of touching it.
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1 ReplyBlame Bush...or Obama...or Trump, depending on your political views of course.
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1 ReplyYou're bringing back repressed memories. I once had cereal with a spiderman toy thing but the paint was all over the cereal and not on the toy
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Because they know kids rather play on their space phones, then play with actual toys. I also think it's too hard not to insult some lame SJW these days... As one of my fav toys was a Go-Bot that transformed into a plane that I got in my happy meal. Now days they would be screaming "It promotes war and violence" or"This toy isn't gender neutral enough!" Too much hassle.
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How else would we single out the weaker sibling?
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Because of kids choking. That is another reason why there are warning labels on everything.
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I thought because cereal isn't that healthy and putting advertisements on sugary foods so kids would want them gets more and more restricted.
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I feel like you wrote this post simply because you wanted to use the expression: "Fruitloop Red".
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12 RepliesSame reason moronic Amerifats can't have Kinder Surprise.
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Probably someone got offended.
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Don't forget! We would then watch Saturday Morning cartoons! So perfect back then. No Netflix, no nothin.
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1 ReplyLike a good Republicat, I'm going to blame Obama.
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1 ReplyYour stupid ass kept choking on them
