bungie employee : looks like the fanbase is a little upset with year 1 content bungie boss : hm...perhaps we should cut off our legs for year 2 bng emp : wait...what?! bng boss : yeah, just cut them off, it'll be different, they'll love it bng emp : i'm pretty sure they enjoy the legs, why would they want less content? bng boss : they don't know what they want bng emp : ... is this a test? bng boss : it is ... on how to cut off your legs bng emp : >.< bng boss : ... so? bng emp : fine, we'll cut off our legs, but will we at least make newer, better legs for year 3? bng boss : nah, no need to, after they learn what they've missed, we'll just glue the old legs back on bng emp : you can't be serious bng boss : very, they'll love it bng emp : but the old legs are going to be worn out, rotted, and not as good as the first time bng boss : we'll sugar coat them, give them a shiny polish, they won't know the difference bng emp : they will know the difference bng boss : 1 bng emp : i'm just saying, this sounds like it's going to be a complete train wreck bng boss : 2 bng emp : ... bng boss : ? bng emp : fine, we'll glue the old legs back on, i'm done here :( ~FIN~