[spoiler]Note, this title isn't referring to Trump at all.[/spoiler] http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-accepts-burden-being-only-person-earth-wh-55427 [quote]INDIANAPOLIS—Solemnly declaring that he alone could enlighten a human race crippled by ignorance, area man Aaron Krause said Thursday that he had accepted the burden of being the only person on earth who actually understands the world and how it works.[/quote] You've gotta read this. I've got new original stuff coming your way!