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originally posted in:The New Dojo
3/22/2017 11:24:13 PM
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"Really? Because last time I checked, there were Krogan who secretly f***** breeds of horses, a couple of asari who had fetishes of [url=http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/c/c4/Spacemonkey.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080727175830]pyjaks[/url]...and that's just the beginning of some of the stuff I've had the displeasure of watching." The asari had replied, wincing as she started listing what she had seen as the Shadow Broker.
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[i]"Long story short: Shadow woman. Tendril fetish." [/i]
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"Heh. Once, my father accidentally walked into an asari who LOVED to eat varren. Had a pet barren with me. My father kicked her a** with her biotics...like I'm gonna do soon enough." She responds, chuckling.
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[i]"You got a vendetta?"[/i]
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"Vendetta? No. Not exactly..." she responds. She most likely wanted to keep this private to a person she'd just met in the face a few hours ago.
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[i]"Alright. You know of any good places to stay 'round here? Me and Shila will probably need a place to set up base." [/i]
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"Of course. There was an old bar called "Eternity" near here that my father used to work at to keep close tabs on me. You may stay there." She had replied, pointing at a stairwell nearby.
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[i]"Nice. Thank you, miss...?"[/i]
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Edited by A Stormy Dio: 3/23/2017 12:43:19 AM"Liara. Liara T'Soni." The now named Liara had greeted.
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[i]"Cool. You joining us at the bar Liara?" [/i]
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"Of course. Would want to see how much alcohol a cyborg cowboy could consume compared to an Asari." Liara had smugly said, moving them through the dock port, riddled with dead corpses of humans and the hangar, and some quarian engineers building some small cannon.
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[i]"Well I'm not exactly able to get drunk Liara, biology and all. -blam!- even I don't know how I do it." [/i]
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"Cybernetics. I know someone who could help at least make you...you know...look more human...hiding the cybernetics, of course. She did help Commander Shepard do the same." Liara had suggested, walking over some rubble, a couple biotic Asari looking toward the Shadow Broker, guarding some door. "They're here. Dojo people; let us in." She had said, as the Asari complied, opening the door for the two.
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[i]"Firstly, thank you bu no thank you. I've got... A lot of experience in cybernetics, and nobody could notice them without a metal detector. Secondly, more my biology than cyberology - I'm no human, though I look like one." JT stepped into the establishment with a friendly smile, looking around him at the sights. [/i]
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"Humanoid, then? Similar to the Alpha, or other types of humanoids like that?" Liara asked. [spoiler]Made a reference to a book called "Undertow" by Micheal Buckley. The Alpha are basically underwater humanoids with spikes growing on their arms and legs.[/spoiler]
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[i]"Only Alpha I know is a furfäg. And yeah, I look like a human on the outside and most of the insides." [/i]
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"Last time I checked, that Alpha was blamed for murdering one of the Dojo's people; a friend of Royal." She had said, not within earshot of anyone.
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[i]"And she massacred thousands of innocents on the NTR Hermes when it fell." [/i]
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"Right, the 'Hermes Incident' was what our people called that. Thought that incident was caused by some deranged yahg." She responds.
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[i]"Yahg?"[/i]
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"Similar to human barbarians...except they can rip entire bodies in half...with their bare hands." She said, pulling up an [url=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/3/34/ME3_Yahg.png/revision/latest?cb=20120322212821]image of said yahg[/url].
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[i]"So like space trolls?"[/i]
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"Pretty much. Usually have them locked in STG with the salarians. Couple of them roam around some merc fields. That's about all the yahg there are outside their home planet. Now... this may be the last time you can ask me this before the hanar try to destroy Illium; any general questions?" She asks.
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[i]"What kind of firepower do they pack? Armour? Standard gear? Gods own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine?" [/i]
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Hanar mostly use the same weapons as the rest of us do; thermal-clipped weapons, standard armor. Thought any giant mech earlier is armed with massive thanix cannons; could counter a damn dreadnought with it." She had said.
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[i]"And what's standard for you? Because I took a -blam!-ing fifty cal pistol like two weeks ago." [/i]
