This is a shitpost dont you see?
I have nothing interesting to say.
But you clicked on this anyway!
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Who else read this in a Vic voice? [Spoiler]cyka blyat.[/spoiler]
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Hello I’m Mike Lindell, inventor of the world’s most comfortable pillow: My Pillow. We all have the same problems sleeping at night: our pillows go flat. We end up folding our pillows over for support, using our arms, flip flopping all night long like a guppy; we wake up in the morning: we have sore necks, we have headaches, our arms are asleep, we feel like we need a nap in the afternoon even though we’ve slept 8 hours. Well with MY Patented Fill, wherever you move this Pillow, it will hold the exact position for you as an individual, and you will get the best night’s sleep of your life! It also stays cool: you don’t have to flip it to the cool side; it stays healthy for a full ten years and its warrantied not to go flat. AND you can throw it right in the washer and dryer just like your favorite blue jeans, and I personally guarantee its gonna to be the most comfortable pillow you will ever own…
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Well tiddle-teedee, potatoes!
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*hits bong* WHOA
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DO WHAT YOU WANT, 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE! YAR HAR, FIDDLE DI DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME, DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE! YO HO, AHOY AND AVAST, BEING A PIRATE IS REALLY BADASS! HANG THE BLACK FLAG AT THE END OF THE MAST! YOU ARE A PIRATE! YOU ARE A PIRATE! - YAY! WE'VE GOT US A MAP, (A MAP!) TO LEAD US TO A HIDDEN BOX, THAT'S ALL LOCKED UP WITH LOCKS! (WITH LOCKS!) AND BURIED DEEP AWAY! WE'LL DIG UP THE BOX, (THE BOX!) WE KNOW IT'S FULL OF PRECIOUS BOOTY! BURST OPEN THE LOCKS! AND THEN WE'LL SAY HOORAY! YAR HAR, FIDDLE DI DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE! YO HO, AHOY AND AVAST, BEING A PIRATE IS REALLY BADASS! HANG THE BLACK FLAG AT THE END OF THE MAST! YOU ARE A PIRATE! HAHAHA! WE'RE SAILING AWAY (SET SAIL!), ADVENTURE AWAITS ON EVERY SHORE! WE SET SAIL AND EXPLORE (YA-HAR!) AND RUN AND JUMP ALL DAY (YAY!) WE FLOAT ON OUR BOAT (THE BOAT!) UNTIL IT'S TIME TO DROP THE ANCHOR, THEN HANG UP OUR COATS (AYE-AYE!) UNTIL WE SAIL AGAIN! YAR HAR, FIDDLE DI DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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Bheerh!
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Bing bing bong [spoiler]boop[/spoiler]
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Tweedley dee!~ smigglidty smee~ some nonsensical rhymery!~
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Dad-ah chum Dad-ah che Don't you see? You have the key!
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Tilly stop
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Successfully amused. Well done.
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Quality shitpost.
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What's your middle name?
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Dingly dingly dong