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Edited by Relyks:
4/1/2017 5:26:29 AM
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Poll: Does folding two pizza slices make pizza-eating faster?
Time for Poll of the Week!
Sorry I didn't have one for last week.
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Here's the argument. If you take two slices of pizza and putting them on top of one another, would it make the process of eating a pizza faster?
Discuss.
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1 ReplyWhy would you want to expedite the glorious task of eating pizza?
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Why would you want to? Shovel down a fattening as shit food in the most fattening way possible?
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Okay. Here we go. Let's say it takes 60 seconds to eat a slice of pizza. And that's in 10 bites. Each bite taking 6 seconds to chew. Well folded in half its 5 bites. Taking 12 seconds to chew. But unfolded an added 1 second is added between each bite (the time to open and close ur mouth. That would mean it takes almost 70 seconds to eat a piece of pizza. But with the pizza folded in half it should take only 65.
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1 ReplyEdited by Moosey7103: 4/2/2017 3:29:26 AMI say "no", simply because you still have to chew the same amount of food. Then again... You'd end up taking fewer overall bites per slice... Quick, someone write up an NSF grant proposal! We have delicious science to conduct!
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5 RepliesEdited by GeneStriker: 3/31/2017 11:44:05 PM[quote]Here's the argument. If you take two slices of pizza and putting them on top of one another make the process of eating a pizza faster?[/quote] Someone should have payed more attention in school. [spoiler]Also, why would you want to shorten the act of eating a pizza?[/spoiler]
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that is one piece folded on it-self
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2 RepliesIf you dont fold your pizza you're a heathen and shall be exterminated
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6 RepliesFaster? I don't know. Better? Yes. Why would anyone say no to a pizza taco?
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5 RepliesDouble the pizza double the fun, unless it has pineapple then its double heresy.
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I fold personal pizzas in half and eat it like a taco.
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ROLL IT UP LIKE A BLUNT!
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That's how you trick the body into thinking it's only having one slice so you can stay thin, duh
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No but a tin can
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Sounds like a good sandwich
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You'd probably have to chew more, but I'm pretty sure it'd still be faster.
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1 ReplyUnless it's Giordanos
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2 RepliesDepends on how thin the pizza is. Here in California, we have thick pizzas. Folding them in half doesn't work all that well because the crust is too bulky and stiff. The pizzas already stay mostly flat, so the toppings aren't going anywhere. Over on the East Coast, pizzas are much thinner. Folding a pizza is the best way to keep it from flopping around like a fish out of water. A floppy pizza has a hard time retaining its toppings, so folding it in half makes perfect sense.
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That's how a [b][u]real[/u][/b] Italian eats pizza.
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13 RepliesNo i use a fork and knife and savour my meal.
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3 RepliesThat's dumb. Then the burnt part on the bottom is what touches your tongue.
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Order a calzone if you're going to violate pizza in that manner.
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Nonono you fold the [i]plate[/i] over the [i]pizza[/i] and [i]then[/i] eat them both. Saves time and you don't even have to wash up [spoiler][b][u][i]A flawless strategy don't you agree?[/i][/u][/b][/spoiler]
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Technically you're eating them both in one go unlike eating one slice after the other, so yes so long as you have the mouth
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Why do you want to eat pizza faster? Would it not be preferable to slow down, savour the taste and really enjoy it?
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3 Repliesi fold a whole pizza and eat it, so i dont have to cut slices. fits on the plate better too.
