Tell us what really rustles your jimmies even though it doesn't really have a reason.
Things I hate for no reason:
Leggings/yoga pants
Unnatural hair dye
gauges
Piercings
Tattoos
Beards
Male haircuts on women
Long hair on men
Manbuns
Writing essays/papers
Tennis shoes
Non gel pens
Cardboard
Styrofoam
Macklemore
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People that own phones but never use them for actual phone [i]calls[/i]! If I -blam!-ing take the time to call you, and you don't pick up, but then decide to respond with "what's up?" via text message I will END YOU!!! I've taken all my children's phones for that exact reason. You'd think they would learn from seeing it happen to the older sibling before them. Nope. I did [u]not[/u] buy that phone and pay the monthly fee for you to ignore my calls. No way. -blam!-ing deal breaker. Time to learn the lost art of writing letters.