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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/12/2017 3:05:09 AM
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Sarah walks into the bar. She sees him flirting with a barstool. She breaks down laughing. When she recovers from her laughing, she gets an idea.
"New drinking game. Take a shot every time this fella says a cheesy pickup line to that barstool."
She asks the bartender for a huge flask of whiskey and a shot glass.
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He hears her. "Ya sure ya don' wan me ta jus say em to you?" He asks, leaning heavily on the bar.
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Edited by Splashback77: 4/12/2017 2:53:45 PM"Either way, if it's cheesy, I'll take a shot," she replies. She pours some whiskey into the shotglass and downs it pretty quick.
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"Ya a magician as well 's a Warlock? Cause whenever I look at ya, everyone else disappears." He says, slurring his words.
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She laughs and drinks another shot of whiskey, shouting, "Drink!"
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you." He says, smiling goofily at her.
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She smiles, then drinks another shot. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather dismantle my Hawkmoon, than lose you." Then she drinks another shot.
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"You mist be a Vandal, cause I've fallen fer you." He says, drinking more of his beer.
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She drinks another shot. "I heard Hunters make good cupids. I know why now, you just shot me in the heart with a love anchor." Sarah drinks another shot.
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[spoiler]SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TOO L8 YOU GIVE LOOOVVVEE A BAD NAME (Bad name!)[/spoiler]
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He puts an arm around her. "Can I take yer picture ta prove to all my friends tha angels do exist?"
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She drinks another shot, "Sure let me activate my Radiance to make it more realistic." The takes another shot and giggles giddily.
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"You must be a stormcaller, cause yer body is electric." He nuzzles her cutely.
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She drinks another shot, "And you must be a Gunslinger, because you're on fire." And another shot... The flask is empty. Bartender gives her another flask.
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He chuckles, kissing her cheek. "For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me."
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She drinks the entire flask and is officially drunk. She stumbles and gets off her chair, saying, "Is there a karaoke machine?"
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Edited by Cannon011: 4/12/2017 3:44:13 AMSadly, there is no karaoke. There is, however, a jukebox. Fin gets up in an attempt too follow her.
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She goes through the songs until she finds [i]Don't You (Forget About Me)[/i] by Simple Minds.
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Fin smiles, walking over.
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She starts singing alone to it, practically shouting it.
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Edited by Cannon011: 4/12/2017 4:17:01 AMFin watches and listens, enjoying it.
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She smiles.
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He smiles as well, once the song ends he walks over and hits a few buttons. The classic song "I love rock and roll" blasts from it.
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She grins. And begins to about the lyrics as she drinks a glass of whiskey.
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Fìonn sings as well. About half way through he starts to dance. It looks like a somewhat clumsy Irish step dance, but then he is drunk.
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She dances with him, and at one point, fell on top of him.
