Is an apple a trees balls? They're hanging seed carrier scrotum things.
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Never really got the "shower thoughts" meme. Things I think about in the shower are usually I hope the water warms up faster Oh Jesus is it still Wednesday? Any time you feel like warming the -blam!- up water, just go right ahead How long have I been in the shower? (Singing 80s metal song that's stuck in my head) Did I already shampoo? -blam!- it, shampoo again. Can't hurt