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Edited by BraveCole: 4/20/2017 1:10:21 PM
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The Aksis Challenge Is Impossible.

[spoiler]Non-Canon.[/spoiler] "BraveCole!" Becky shouted. "Brave, what's wrong!?" BraveCole the Titan was spazzing out uncontrollably on the floor, foaming from the mouth as his limbs went nuts. "Aksisss.. C-Challenge!" He growled out. "Arggghghhhhhhhhggg!!!" "What? You've been doing it for the last seven.. Oh my god. Seven [b][i]hours!?[/i][/b] Brave, what the hell! You know that isn't good for you!" "EMPOWERED RIGHT! EMPOWERED RIGHT! NEED HELP WITH-... CAPTAAAAAAAINNNNNNNN!!!!" Becky sighed. "Now look at you. That challenge has fried your brain." BraveCole gagged. "WE NEED AN EMPOWERED LEFT! N-NO! LEFT! LEFT! WHO'S.. ERRRGHHH, HE'S RIGHT! HE'S RIGHT! W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO ONE RIGHT!? GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Becky flew near BraveCole's head. "You poor thing. I told you to give Tower LFG a break, honey." "-blam!-! HE'S MID! MID! YES, GOOD SLAM! HAHA..WAIT.. WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN SUPERCHARGE!? -blam!-!!!" BraveCole got on all fours and began dry heaving. "Warpath.. D-Dark Drinker.. Watch out for.. SIVA swarm.. -blam!-.." He collapsed. "I guess you could say that you had your.." Becky trailed off. [b][i]"Aksis Denied."[/i][/b] BraveCole sprung back to life. "[b]I'LL -blam!-ING KILL YOU!"[/b] Edit: Holy shit guys, this is a joke, I know how to do the Aksis challenge, I have already completed it. Let's not take this post too seriously okay?

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  • Edited by Spectrumrex: 4/20/2017 12:44:43 AM
    Your saying Aksis Challenge is impossible? Let me tell you - Xylar is the real thing to be afraid of. Bungie was so stupid to buff him in Age of Triumph. His three snake heads already one hit you anyway, what was the buff even for? Xylar rewards table isn't even that good. All you get is the "Fate of all Fools". Who really cares about that, right?

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