So when I played the VoG raid the other day, I got the pair of hunter boots that replaces one of your legs with a vex leg. Skipping the long period of excited laughter and cheer, I started trying to come up with a backstory for what happened that made me replace my leg with a vex one. So that's the request: help me come up with some backstory for these vex parts (the warlock boots replace both legs I believe). Here's what I've come up with so far: [i]Marv: Mother of God, when is this spire going to form? I feel like we've been sitting here for hours. Ghost: It's been 5 minutes, have patience. Marv: Fine fine! At least there're plenty of things to shoot in the meantime. *The spire is fully formed* Marv: Hot damn! It's about time. Gonna get me some sweet loot. Hang on, gotta strap on my Bones of Eao first. *The team moves through the first maze, and make it to the chest* Marv: A legendary engram?! Man this is some ogre sh*t. *They move on to the Templars room* *20 minutes later* Marv: F*ck me, those oracles are obnoxious. At least now we'll get a real fight. *The fight starts, the team shreds the oracles and takes down his shield* Marv: Eat this, you big ugly bastard! *shoots Shadowshot at the Templar, but overshoots by a little* Ya gotta be kidding me! Every other motherf*cking time. Ah well, the Titan popped a Weapons bubble. *unloads all of his Sleeper ammo* Didn't miss that time! Ghost, use a heavy ammo synth....Ghost? Ghost: Sorry I was waiting for your inventory to load. Marv: What? You mean you actually have to-*Marv gets hit by an explosion and is taken down* Ghost: Hey, get up you lazy asshole, the fight's over. *Marv jumps up after Ghost's revival, but notices he's a little off balance. He looks down to see his left leg has been replaced by the scraps of a goblin he killed earlier* Marv: What the F*CK?! Where is my leg?! I thought Ghosts could completely reconstruct Guardians! Ghost: Yeah... about that. Your remains fell on top of a pile of goblins, so when I atomized you, I accidentally picked up some extra pieces. When I reconstructed you, your data got corrupted, and you popped out with a goblin leg. Marv: What the hell, Ghost?! Fix it now![/i] And that's where I'm stuck. The rest could probably use a lot of improvement, but I'm not that creative when it comes to this type of thing, so...