Well, let me read it out loud. "To whom it may concern, "Hey, this is Mortar. And if you're reading this, I'm either dead or alive in the underworld (hopefully the latter). I've put off a couple things down there for a while, and I would like to revisit them. One of which to make some of my friends very happy, and the other to make many planets safe once more. If you look around the garage, or even in the lab that I installed after [stealing] a lot of Valhite, you will not see any anti demon weapons and armor and the like. That is because where I'm going is heavily guarded by demons, and I want to make it out alive. What you will find in the lab though is a blue skinned guy in only his underpants unconscious in a tube of blue goo. Do not disturb it in anyway. It is a soulless body waiting to be filled..." *He pauses a minute* Mortar has a lab?

-hmm i didn't even know that he did or that he gad a soulless body sitting around.-

I wonder if he bought some of that Hovark meat and "revived" the cells. *It seemed like a stretch until he keeps reading* "I bought some of Hovark's meat and replicated the cells with some stem cell research I 'borrowed'." Oh.

-so that's a clone of hovark how very interesting. Makes me wonder if they will be able to tell. It leaves me with so many questions.-

Yeah, me too. "It was actually pretty expensive, so, to add on to the numerous risks I am posing to myself, I'm going to sneak into the Lord's Vault and take as much Valhite as possible. This should hold my family over."