Well, let me read it out loud. "To whom it may concern, "Hey, this is Mortar. And if you're reading this, I'm either dead or alive in the underworld (hopefully the latter). I've put off a couple things down there for a while, and I would like to revisit them. One of which to make some of my friends very happy, and the other to make many planets safe once more. If you look around the garage, or even in the lab that I installed after [stealing] a lot of Valhite, you will not see any anti demon weapons and armor and the like. That is because where I'm going is heavily guarded by demons, and I want to make it out alive. What you will find in the lab though is a blue skinned guy in only his underpants unconscious in a tube of blue goo. Do not disturb it in anyway. It is a soulless body waiting to be filled..." *He pauses a minute* Mortar has a lab?