Note: [u][/u] [i][/i] There are still four other parts, including the flawless raider short series. Links will be in the comments instead of the post except for flawless raider! Thanks to Whovian for keeping me updated on storytelling progress. If it weren't for him I probably would have kept the same style as P1.... [i][/i] Nobody wants that. In the future I will reveal why Connie is unidentified, but for now she's in the class.
Cam has come back to the classroom, it seems Connie's back and Dominic looks very tired.
Ikora:"You can't always trust a warlock to do what they're told."
Cam:"GOD-blam!-ING DAMNIT IKORA. You cannot do that to me."
Ikora:"My point still stands."
Ikora left, leaving him to wait for Tari to finish talking before he entered.
Cam:"There's my chance."
He entered the room suddenly, making them jump.
Tari:"Welcome back, I will take my seat"
Cam:"Thank you Tari, and thank you Issila for calming Dominic. So, the second lesson, the light. What is it, and why does it infest youth like you?"
Dominic:"To make things go boom-boom!"
Issila:"To make us cool, like the Vanguard"
Connie:"To conceal our identities"
Tari:"It infests us to help us protect the Traveler, and keep away darkness, like the Fallen, Vex, Cabal, and Hive."
Connie looked away from everyone else at that last sentence.
Cam:"Good answers everyone, to make things go boom-boom, to make you like the vanguard, to conceal our iden-. What? Anyways, everything is right."
Cam in comms:"Connie seems a little weird, I need you to check her out"
Ghost:"k"
While the ghost was scanning Connie, Dominic was busy finding the biggest booger he can up his nose.
Cam:"Dominic, please get your finger out of your nose."
Dominic:"why? I think it tastes yummy"
Cam:"That's even worse..."
Issila:"If it's yummy then I should try!"
Dominic continued shoveling out green globs, and Issila was trying to find a nose, but forgot she was an exo. It was hilarious, really, but disgusting at the same time.
Cam:"Tari, I feel like I'm losing a piece of my sanity looking at them.
Tari:"Don't worry sir, I feel like Dominic's gonna hit a bad spot and pop a panic bubb-"
She was suddenly interrupted by the sound of the void, closing in on one specific figure, guess who. You already know it was Dominic... He started to cry, but ended up just sniffling a small amount of blood.
Cam:"Connie, could you please get the old nursery bot that took over for me those few years?"
Connie:"The one that taught us?"
Issila:"That one was boring, never let us see the upper-classes. I bet they have serious cuties"
Cam recalled past years before the break,
Cam:"I seriously doubt it"
Connie went and got the past nursery bot. It looks like the kids really did something to it, they drew mustaches and buttcheeks made from marker. It was very disappointing to say the least.
Cam:"What happened here... I trusted this frame for a reason, and look at what the past four years of classes did to it... This is why there was the original ghost rule, but this year is different of course, now ghosts are given to younger years."
Nurs3ry b0t:" c0me h3r- Domin1c."
He started crawling towards the bot, gaining a little bit of a smile as he saw what happened to it. But the attempt was useless as his bubble ran out. The bot saw this and attempted to leave the room, but broke down in the midst of a step and fell down, falling apart.
Cam:"That was a show."
That sure was a show! Don't ask why 3 and a half came out before the actual part three, just, don't. with how short this one is, there's a short summary. Mr.Cam came back, refreshed, and tried to teach about the light, but things got diverted to Dominic and his nosebleed. The old ghost rule, requiring you to be 6 at the least, was made anew for Cam coming back to teach. So the ghost is treated as a goal for the kids, it's quicker that way for ghosts to find someone. For the four years Cam was gone, a nursery bot was in his place, overtime, due to the nature of the hunters and titans, the bot decayed, growing more and more dysfunctional, so Cam came back at a good time. Flawless raider-P1-canon. see why Cam was taking a break in both parts, part 2 coming soon! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/226723616?page=0&sort=0&showBanned=0&path=1 [url][/url]
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This reminded me of "The Naked Gun 2-1/2, the Smell of Fear". Only this is "more like PreGuardians 3-1/2, the Taste of Snot"...