It also taught me a lot about socialism because socialism and communism are synonymous
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This fella saves up his rubles for 6 years so he can get himself a lada he goes to the car showroom in Moscow pays the official and is told his car will be delivered in three years "Three years ,what month?" "August" "August what day in august"? "The second of august" "What time morning or afternoon "? "Why do you need to know that but in the afternoon " "Good cos I've got a plumber coming round in the morning"