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5/24/2017 11:07:52 AM
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A North Korean warhead showed up on my porch
I gave it some food and water. I don't know what to do with it. It looks like it failed to launch.
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If it made it that far......well we're -blam!-ed
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you need to feed it small, live, fluffy animals. duh.
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Kill it
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2 RepliesIt made it that far?
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1 ReplyEdited by Furiously Dashing: 5/25/2017 1:07:21 PMROST: 1 AMASING NUCWEAR MIZZRE, PREASE RETURN TO KIM JONG UN IF FOUND, MANY REWARD FOR YOU! I WIRR CRUSH THE AMERICANS WIF ZIS TECHNOHROGY!!
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How did it even reach your porch?
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Don't even tell me... porch day is still a thing.
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https://youtu.be/P6WD7B_I_9c
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Did the warhead pop open and wave around a flag that says 'Bang!'?
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1 ReplyIt actually made it all the way to your porch?
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Alluh alackbar
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Get high on Uranium
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Don't worry, it won't explode. 😂
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2 RepliesHit it with a 🔨
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Sniff the uranium and wear it as a necklace. It gives you magical shitpost powers.
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"You can help these poor warheads, for a small donation" *arms of an angel plays*
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Be sure to give it food
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I haven't been on off topic for a few months I come back and it's porch day. I'm not surprised that something like this would happen.
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I'm going to take it for myself..... And I'm going to use it to launch bottle rockets
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Shit, is it porch day already?
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HaPpY pOrCh DaY [spoiler]wHoMsT'd'Ve'Ly'YaInT'nT'eD'iEs'S'y'Es [/spoiler]
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Fre sha voca do
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Those North Koreans and their faulty nukes.
