I can't keep him because my family has too many religious founders. He's the second coming of the messiah that we think God dumped at our house. I've been listening to sermons and got it some water, which he turned to wine, and we are getting it some food, which seems to be multiplying exponentially. What else should I do? Some Jehova's Witnesses came asking if I had seen him, but I decided not to give him up.
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Multiplies food? Give him a hundred dollar bill!
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Get some nails and put him up for the night.
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Ask him. He knows his shit.
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Tell him he's about 80 years too -blam!-in late
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Get the wooden cross and crown of thorns, then grab the Roman soldiers they'll solve your problem real quick