I can't keep it because my flatmate has an... Unhealthy obsession with cheerios. It is a little 2 cup bowl that I think somebody dumped at our house. I've locked it in a fridge and got it some milk and , and I am getting it some bananas. What else should I do? Nobody has come looking for it yet.
[spoiler]MM should do porch day post, I'm sure he's got something creative.[/spoiler]
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Piss in them.