What's the first thing you do?
I'd probably.....feel...my clea....
[spoiler]vage.[/spoiler]
[spoiler][b]Erased....from.....existence...[/b][/spoiler]
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Get up to go pee, pull down the front of my shorts, reach for the hose, when noticing I can't find it, look down, in horrified shock shout, "WHEEEEERRRRE'S MYYYYYYY D-----------?!?!?!?!?!?!"