Anything by Gunnery Sgt Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. [b]Gunnery Sergeant Hartman[/b]: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that? . . [b]Gunnery Sergeant Hartman[/b]: I bet you're the kind of guy that would f*** a person in the a$$ and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. . . [b]Gunnery Sergeant Hartman[/b]: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fvcking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on [i]racial slur[/i], [i]racial slur[/i], [i]racial slur[/i] or [i]racial slur[/i]. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? . . [b]Gunnery Sergeant Hartman[/b]: Where the hell are you from anyway, private? [b]Private Cowboy[/b]: Sir, Texas, sir. [b]Gunnery Sergeant Hartman[/b]: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down... [b]Link to more[/b]: http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes