>be me
>16, Going on camping/cottage trip with friends
>they can be a bit weird sometimes
>they also basically forced me to go
>the only one in the group who knows how to drive
>so we drive up to this cottage my parents have
>It's a bit old but they renovated it years ago
>haven't been in like 2 years
>So we roll up to the building
>small little 1 story thing with a huge patio
>friends are stoked to be here
>recently got wifi/cell service in this area, which isn't too surprising
>The space wasn't too far from civilization obviously so it makes sense
>We get to the door
>open it
>-blam!-.jpg
>it's unlocked
>someone broke in maybe
>My friends ignore me and think I'm joking
>they set up shop
>walk around the first and only floor
>everything is how it should be
>except there are weird prints everywhere
>closer inspection, they're paw prints
>"hey guys there might be an animal in here"
>check the house real quick, no animal found
>the-blam!-.sfw
>my friend opens a closet to put a suitcase in there
>"OP, come here real quick..."
>go to friend
>hanging in the closet is a costume
>not just any costume
>fursuit.gif
>Friend calls me a furry
>"Bruh that's not mine"
>the closet has some other unfamiliar stuff in it but just assume it's my parents stuff
>we both laugh it off and chuck the suit outside though
>Concerned that someone got in and hung their shit up, we plan to barricade the door for the night
>later we have a campfire
>we go inside because we hear howling noises
>"OP, why are there wolves here? I thought those were further north, not this close to the city..."
>get inside and barricade doors
>the animal tracks were probably wolves? But I don't know
>open bedroom door to sleep
>get into bed
>Someone knocks on door
>get up
>friend gets up too, he's holding a bat
>we look out the peephole
>this dude is banging frantically on the door
>What the -blam!-
>turn on a light outside, see him clearer
>looks mid 20's maybe
>we open this small compartment in the door and speak to the guy
>better look at him, hairy as -blam!-
>"please you gotta let me in. I'm lost dude please help"
>Dude smells like he sounds, not sure if we want to let him in.
>We unbarricade the door
>he steps in and a friend tackles him
>checks for weapons
>he's good
>let him up and apologize
>he explains that he was lost, but was happy to be found
>try and ask his name n shit
>He can't remember
>he does remember the house though
>apparently he's lived here in the woods
>claimed he owned the suit we threw outside
>He has no idea how he got lost
>we sit him down to ask how he got into the house
>pulls out a paper clip
>picklocking was at 100 apparently
>he goes outside to retrieve the suit
>He comes back in dressed as a wolf man
>"it's a little dirty but I'll wash it when I get back"
>get back where
>"to the convention"
>there was a convention 3 weeks ago at some centre a few miles away
>apparently the dude tried to walk there
>got lost
>saw a cottage in the woods
>took refuge there
>got lost in woods
>He's grateful to be found now though but we know that already
>he starts asking if we have any food
>hasn't eaten in a few days, starving really
>we give him the food we had leftover
>he literally friggen howls like a wolf,
>guess we knew what that sound was
>guy was just hungry or something
>was trying to get someone's attention
>Proceeds to scarf everything down
>afterwards asks if he can sleep here
>say sure and offer the couch
>he says there's no need
>lays down on floor
>in touch with the ground
>was on the hunt, he was after food
>he smells like he sounds
>looks lost in the crowd
>and he was hungry like the wolf...
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Oh, you bastard. 10/10 Maymay arrow story. [spoiler]Making Memes Since '02.[/spoiler]
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Oh my fu[i]c[/i]king god now the song is stuck in my head again.
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[quote] >looks lost in the crowd >and he was hungry like the wolf...[/quote] Well played, you had me going until the second to last line. 10/10
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Golf clap* 👏
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That build up was longer than November Rain, but it was worth it!
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P-01: This is PETA one, reporting for dispatch. *over* PETA Leader: Excellent, proceed to the scene of the crimes as mentioned in the briefing. P-01: Roger that, I'm on my way. *an unmarked armored car pulls up at the crime scene* P-02: I've heard about what this guy wants to do to animals, is he armed? I'd imagine someone like that would be. P-01: Yeah, I guess you make a lot of enemies being one of those... things. P-01: He's armed to the teeth. P-03: Alright, enough chatter, let's bring this guy to justice. *door gets kicked in* P-01: clear! All: clear. P-01: P-04 and I will take the stairs. You two search the basement and this floor for animals. P-04: Roger that. As they walk up the stairs they hear a keyboard typing. P-01: Wait- that doesn't sound good. P-04: stairwell clear. P-01: I'll move up. Furry: I wish I could turn into a lion and eat all of the haters! P-04: Hostile above us, talking about eating or something. P-01: move in and make the arrest. P-01, P-04: Get on the ground! Now! You have three seconds... Furry: Yiff yiff! *scratches* P-01: Cuff him. ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL PETA RAID!
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I sang that last line.
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Nope. Not reading this. So.... This is awkward.
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That was worth the whole read
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Oh man..the pay off was worth it..child of the 80's.
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I got the reference, good job OP. 👍
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👏👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽
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Sure anon
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Knew at smelled like he sounds.
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I see...
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Edited by Whiskey Chits: 6/26/2017 7:44:16 PMDidn't read. Assumption: danger zone touched.
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Lost and was happy to be found. Knew then and there what this was.
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Now I need to add that song to my playlist
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I hate cottage.... cheese