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7/4/2017 6:42:53 PM
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How do you approach a girl?
Alright offtopic lets hear how you approach a girl?
If you in the minority and are a lady of offtopic, how do you like to be approached by a guy?
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Walk up to her.
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IIRC that Jared guy from Subway used money. I guess some court thought it was wrong.
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4 RepliesRun up, shield stop, wavedash back, grab their whiffed attack
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Quietly... From behind... With a chloroform rag...
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Like that.
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Press and hold the W key while facing grill.
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Hello there...
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Tip: You don't
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Under the cover of darkness.
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Once you reach Level 18 and read the BoP.
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4 Replies>Walk up to her >Press X
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1 ReplyIdeally using your legs.
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1 ReplyNaked with a gun
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They ask me to make them food. Cause I'm a total bitch
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Toast/envelope
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1 ReplySpiked jello or Popsicles or maybe some BBQ with a special sauce
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1 ReplyI don't; the ladies always approach me. I get so many chicks' numbers on the daily. [spoiler]They approach my checkstand and give me the number for their rewards card.[/spoiler]
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*cough* Can I borrow some money?
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With your legs
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On foot. I used to try it in a sports car, but my reaction time isn't so great any more, so an "incident" or two and my insurance company put an end to that.
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Edited by TheArtist: 7/5/2017 3:29:17 PMGuy here. Advice from many years up the road.... 1. Be yourself. You'd rather be hated for who you are, than "loved" for something you aren't. 2. Approach a woman like you would anyone you would want to befriend. You have no control over whether or not she will find you attractive or not. If she does or if she doesn't says more about HER, than it does about you. 3. What **girls*** find appealing in their teens and early 20s....is very different from what **women** find appealing when they get older and get some life experience under their belt. With any luck, you'll realize the same thing. Certain women that seem "hot" to you when you're young....you eventually realize are just bat-shit crazy, and more trouble than they're worth once you get a little age on you.
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2 Replies[quote]Alright offtopic lets hear how you approach a girl? If you in the minority and are a lady of offtopic, how do you like to be approached by a guy?[/quote] I use the D.E.N.N.I.S. method
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Edited by Lebkazoo: 7/5/2017 3:02:24 PMI generally walk up to them. [spoiler]Honestly though, the key is not having second thoughts. Say you want to dance with this girl at some sort of event. It's not that hard, if you just are confident enough to walk up and ask.[/spoiler] Or say you've liked this girl. You've gotta learn how to be confident that you can please this girl, and show it. I know offtopic is a bunch of edgy teens, but actually being sweet and kind is a big plus. You can't just always rely on being just [i]'sweet'[/i] however. You've gotta know how to have some fun. Basically, Have confidence and forget the second thoughts. Nothing is worse than not talking to someone because of fear of rejection, or straight nervousness. At that point, just do the best you can. I saw someone in another thread that gave some really awesome advice on that part.
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5 RepliesFrom behind with chloroform soaked rag and zip ties.
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I don't.
