That one is as useful as a condom dispenser in the Vatican.
They're as useless as an ejection seat on a helicopter.
Post your favorite as useful/useless as jokes!
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"you're about as useful as a dick-flavored lolli-pop" - Patches O'Hoolihan
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As useless as standard 3.5mm headphones for an iPhone 7
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You're as useful as a knitted condom.
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As useless as spray and pray on the touch of malice
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As useless as a red shirt being fired at by a Stormtrooper.
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[quote]That one is as useful as a condom dispenser in the Vatican.[/quote] So super useful.
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Knowing the Catholic church a condom in the Vatican is useful. At least with them they won't be getting children pregnant
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"Thats as useful as Han Solo dies in The Force Awakens"
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[quote]That one is as useful as a condom dispenser in the Vatican.[/quote] Well, to be honest, the priests assume the boys are "clean".
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I know how to make myself useful ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Some helicopters have ejection seats, they just eject the blades just before the pilot
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That is as useful as praying