This is 100% true information. I currently work with this guy at a warehouse who just recently started. I will not be divulging his real name or anything like that. Now to the actual post: He's insane. First of all, he doesn't stop talking. And if that wasn't bad enough to begin with, he says the same things over and over again like a broken record. The most common phrase being, "I'm getting too old for this $h!t." I must have heard that 20 times yesterday. He just doesn't shut up. To the point where I know almost everything about his life. He's 23. Has a girlfriend and a son. He gets drunk nearly every night. He's a felon. He's a former drug dealer (for pot and cocaine). He takes smoke breaks every 30 minutes and always asks everyone for money for cigarettes and lunch. He recently got into a fight with his girlfriend because he came home wasted and his girlfriend told him he's not allowed to drink. He lasted a week and then went back to drinking. His girlfriend, his son, and him all live in his grandma's house where he is currently selling pot without the grandmother knowing. He's lazy at work and takes hour long lunches when they are supposed to be 30 minutes along with the constant smoke breaks. He also always complains about the work and makes other people do stuff for him all the time. Now for a short story. He went to an illegal drag race and got wasted. On his way home he crashed his girlfriend's car. When he got home she stabbed him in the leg and he has a scar to prove it. He constantly talks about seriousely dating other women even though he has a girlfriend and a 5 year old son. Lightning round: 1. He truely thought chocolate milk came from chocolate cows and strawberry milk came from strawberry cows. 2. He's 5'3" 3. He started his father's garage on fire so now they hate each other. 4. He voted for Trump. 5. He said that if he were president he would kill every COP. He'd also dismantle the government and establish anarchy. 6. He crashed his car and asked for the boss to loan him money to pay for it. All in all, an absolutely insane person. The only reason he got the job was because he can drive a forklift. That might not be everything. I might remember more later.