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7/26/2017 4:28:04 AM
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*bright lights flash*
*taxi trembles in fear*
Taxi! You son of a bitch! Get going!!!
*taxi stops and cries*
Here we go... I apologize for this, sir.
English
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it's alright, ma'am *blind* is it really dark in here or is it just me?
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*realizes you're blind* We are almost there sir *taxi refuses to go back to 2015* Everything is fine sir
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alrighty. *looks around blindly* are we in 2015? it's... a lot darker than i remember. can we get some lights on in here?
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*exits taxi and goes to discount store* Ok... We need 2015 stuff b4 he can see again* *finds anime*
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*vision comes back* *sees anime* ... ... ... ... IT'S JUST LIKE I REMEMBER!
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*hits u over the head with muffler* Now let's go! *dumps anime next to you with note written on floodzone napkin* [spoiler]"2015 appreciates your visit"[/spoiler]
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*wakes up dazed* oh... wha... what happened? *sees napkin* hell yes! *realizes my wallet is gone* FRICC! MY STAMP COLLECTION!
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*notices something in back seat while cleaning taxi* *shoves wallet under seat*
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*goes back to plants and mourns deeply for my stamp collection*
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*hears sniffling* *checks under seat* *realises it's coming from your wallet* Wtf? *opens it*
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*a living stamp book is inside and looks at you with puppy dog eyes* *it speaks in a very deep voice* where is quiggs?
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Gahh! Ummm... He is in uh the post office. I'm about to go pick him up
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aight, dawg. sounds good
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*drives back to where i left quiggs* Doooon't worry, wallet sir, we're almost there!! *nervous chuckle*
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[spoiler]I'll be back later[/spoiler]
