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7/27/2017 1:42:42 AM
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[spoiler]hue[/spoiler]
* taxi begins to swerve*
*drools*
*crashes into tree*
*wakes up to steering wheel to the face*
Faaak!!!
*stumbles off taxi*
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*you notice me moaning from trunk* [spoiler]bad moaning[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]hue[/spoiler] *hears painful moaning* Wtf? *pops trunk*
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*kinda bloody, very confused* How you doin? *Wiggles eyebrows*
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Edited by JulieCakes: 7/27/2017 1:05:23 PM[spoiler]lmao[/spoiler] *confused with broken nose* Hey? Ummm... What are you doing here? Can u get out?
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Yeah, i think. *Weakly stands up* *Pulls out 2 condoms* You know what im thinking? [spoiler]you dont[/spoiler]
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Ummm... Maybe u need some change?
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*stuffs a condom in each of your nostrils* " Your nose looks brokes"
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Ouch!!! *feels better* thank you! Buuuut what r u doing here?
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*rummages around in trunk, finding a bottle* "I was uh, taking a nap" *Kicks tire* "You think this thing can still drive?"
