Approved for MOTM consideration some how. Please vote if you feel this video is worthy. Thanks again.
https://www.bungie.net/en/Community/Detail?itemId=229498123
I want to first say thank you to all of you once again for all of the support you have given me in the recent days with my content. The response is more than I could have imagined.
Let me say that the request for me to make a Peregrine Greaves video based on the b.net post was amazing. More than 100+. I am crediting Always Feral as the original OP here and on the actual video. Link below.
Anyway, I hope that you enjoy my interpretation of the post, and get a laugh out of it. I will being doing something a little different in the next video. I think the Tower needs a proper farewell before we move onto Destiny 2.
Again, thank you all of you here on the Bungie forums for convincing me to make videos in the first place. If there is anything you would like to see me create please feel free to let me know in the comments or DM me; and if you like the video then please like the video on my channel. I can't do this with out your feedback. As always I am including the full script below. Which in this case happens to be a re-post of forum content. Enjoy.
Cheers
OP
What if everything you ever wanted...
WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER!
THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!!
PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS!
YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE!YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY!
YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP!
YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE!
YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS!
YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY....
YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!?
YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATEDAS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS!
PEREGRINEGREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
Edit:
I have the Twitter now. If you would like to follow me I will leave the link below.
Thank you all again.
My Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Man_at_Arms2112
Edit 2:
Blue Seven was nice enough to find the original OP. His name is Always Feral.
Link: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/144440015?page=0&sort=0&showBanned=0&path=1
Edit 3: My first D2 video idea is coming from one of the comments from this post. This is why I love you guys. Thank you all again for the feed back and support.
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Just brilliant. You sir, are a master at your craft. I salute you. [spoiler]DRAGONS BREATH!!!!![/spoiler]
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Fiery warlocks faggy goat hat" Sigh... well done. Great stuff. Do Lord of wolves next will you? 😉
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I think the cherry on top would have been a side effects disclaimer at the end. Good job though! Funny!
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Love this. You need to do ones like this for D2. Want to see more. Not enough on your channel.
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Edited by GrayWulf25: 7/28/2017 12:46:30 PMVery good, much better video than the HL one, you put a lot more enthusiasm and humor into the voice ....and it worked completely. It has force and humor, the pace is exactly right and lots of matches between video action and the words. I'm going to give it an 8/10, good job MAA
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You will always be my favorite on forums from now on.
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Hahaha! -blam!-in' excellent man!
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That was amazing
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Edited by Land: 7/27/2017 10:54:15 PMHahahhahaahahahahahhahahhahahahah You will knee golden guns.....carefully hahahahha
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Amazing video it made my day!
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This is the kind of shit we'll miss in destiny 2
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This is funny as hell, the voice work is absolutely hilarious 😂😂
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Hell Yea! You are making Destiny great again!
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Hey, that's pretty good!
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An excellent performance as always!!!
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Video clips were kinda meh..... But that voice over work was -blam!-ing fantastic!!! Oh and the line about " get that ducking butter knife outta here " I almost died lol 😂😭 Strong work guardian please more videos like this!
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Do Dark Drinker now. There's something similar to that of the Greaves but instead is about Dark Drinker. I couldn't find it though.
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OMFG 😂 "Butterknife!" I can't even....even breathe LOL
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THE. BEST.
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So awesome. I LOL'ed so hard at: Knee the bladedancers! Get the F out of here with that butterknife!!
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this video was better then the beta.
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Bravo *slow clap*
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That was amazing... im still lol'ing
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Yess d00d. Noice!
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MOTW!!!!! Seriously, this shit made me laugh so damn hard, harder than ive laughed in a good while. Thanks for that.