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7/27/2017 5:19:08 PM
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Don't look at him in the eyes, and don't shoot his dog, even though it's very "shootable."
After pleasantries, we get the stuff.
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Got it. *pulls up, leaves engine running* *gets off* Lets go
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*we walk up the front walk with long strides, looking very professional, my trench coat flowing in the slight breeze, I go up the door and knock 26.2 times. The door opens* *we step in, both of us shaking jeromes hand* You got it? Jerome: course I got it. Ight *i pass him an envelope* *he hands me a briefcase* *i turn around and wink at you, whispering under my breath* we did it. *on the way out I pull out a silenced glock and shoot the shootable dog* DANGIT NO IM SORRY JEROME *jerome pulls out a machete and charges us*
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*laughs and picks dog up* I'm putting this in the trunk!! *runs to taxi and shoves dog into trunk* *looks to see how far jerome is* *makes eye contact* [spoiler]hue[/spoiler]
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*Gets in the taxi* We need to get out of here! Anywhere but here! [spoiler]this is great XD[/spoiler]
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Sh*t!! Ok ok! *turns engine on, taxi screams* Oh i forgot it was running!! *laughs and steps on it* Let's go!!!!!!! [spoiler]yes it is. Been kinda laughing the entire time[/spoiler]
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*flips off Jerome as we speed away* [spoiler]same lol[/spoiler]
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Wooh!!! *dog wimpers* Oh no!! It's suffering! Go kill it while i drive! *speeds*
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*i climb back and you hear a gunshot* Poor guy
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Oh well. We will buy him a new dog. What's done is done... *tire pops* Wtf! *looks in rear view mirror* Jerome!
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No no no no no *jumps out of the car* Change the tire, quick! *pulls out duel uzis and starts spraying cover fire in jeromes direction*
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*taxi tosses dog at Jerome* Damn it Taxi THAT was mine!!!
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What were you going to do with a dog corpse taxi..? *chuckles and continues spraying bullets* Almost done with the tire?
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*tire replaces itself sloooowly* Yeah we almost done . . . *thinks of ways to get canine corpse* [spoiler]sorry, never got the alert[/spoiler]
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*sloooowwwly turns and looks at tire* What do you need the dog corpse for? *meanwhile, Jerome is distracted with a butterfly* [spoiler]its okie[/spoiler]
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Umm... I need it for taxi science purposes... >.> *tire is done* *walks up to Jerome* [spoiler]*slaps butterfly down*[/spoiler] [spoiler]RUN!!![/spoiler]
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Riiiiight *gets back in the taxi* Hurry!
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*u notice my eyes flash red for a split second as i race to the taxi* Ok let's go!!! *speeds off* Where to now?
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*thinks* is she a demon? o.o Alright where to?
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[spoiler]im tired ok XD you take us somewhere I didn't read that[/spoiler]
