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Edited by Numa Numa:
7/28/2017 2:13:01 AM
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I want each of you to give me ten good reasons
I want each of you to give me ten good reasons as to why I shouldn't eat my shoes.
The reasons I'm eating my shoes are as follows:
[spoiler]im hungry[/spoiler]
I've wanted to eat my shoes for a few years now, and after two failed attempts, I think I'm ready for another try.
EDIT: Looks like no one can come up with any reasons. Sad. Looks like no one cares.
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2 Replies1.D2 is coming out so you don't want to die 2.Rubber is bad 3.D2 is coming out 4.D2 is coming out 5.D2 is coming out 6. D2 is coming out 7. D2 is coming out 8. D2 is coming out 9. D2 is coming out 10. D2 is coming out
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1. Rubber is bad 2. Shoes smell bad so bad breath for days 3. See point 1 4. See point 7 5. See point 10 6. See point 4 7. See point 5 8. See point 6 9. Show is bad 10. A study shows that Shoes are made of Rubber, and according to point 1, Rubber is bad
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Get a pair of fancy leather shoes those taste the best and leather is edible.
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Edited by llamagod55: 7/30/2017 4:24:04 AM[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU54c3YDyak[/url] [spoiler]do it[/spoiler]
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4 Replies1. They taste like shit. 2. They taste like balls. 3. they taste like ass. 4. They taste like puke. 5. They taste like shitballs. 6. They taste like asspuke. 7. They taste like ballsass. 8. They taste like shitass. 9. They taste like ballspuke. 10. They taste like shoes.
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Well if they are a pair of New Balance eat them before someone sees you wearing a pair of Dad Shoes
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You wont have no more shoes. Even if shoes taste good, why do that to yourself?
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1 Reply[u]My Reasons You Shouldn't Eat Your Shoes:[/u] [b]1:[/b] You will no longer have the shoes. [b]2:[/b] Shoes were not made to be consumed, and you could hurt yourself attempting to digest them. [b]3:[/b] Shoe lives matter too. They go unappreciated every day. [b]4:[/b] The hospital bills from after eating the shoes will most likely not allow you to purchase another pair of shoes for the next 20 years. [b]5:[/b] You could spurn a popularity in suicide attempts by people eating their shoes. This in turn will damage razor, rope and un-prescription medication companies severely. [b]6:[/b] A rivalry between shoe companies will begin under the idea of making their shoes as tasty as possible, maybe even creating shoe eating festivals for which I will promptly kill myself by eating a shoe. [b]7:[/b] I've been working on this list for 15 or so minutes now, which means I care about you. Don't hurt yourself and break my heart by eating those shoes. [b]8:[/b] 3rd world countries could begin eating shoes after hearing of you, causing financial trouble to 3rd World Charity organizations who did not anticipate the sudden spike in shoe eating and will have to discard the actual food they've gotten. [b]9:[/b] Shoe companies could face expensive lawsuits over your suicide. Eating one shoe could hurt many others. [b]10:[/b] In order to create a safer, more edible shoe, shoe companies could turn to making shoes out of much softer materials which yet again poses a health risk and in the case of leather shoes, young animals could be killed instead of full grown ones that wish to give their bodies for shoes to appease their angry God. I think shoes are too walked all over. Treat them with respect and dignity.
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A. They'll taste like shit B. You could get sick C. You could reach the point of sexually identifying as a -blam!-ing shoe and we don't need another gender D. They will not quench your hunger E. There's a good chance you'll throw up soon after accomplishing this feat F. Your shoes could potent have someone's gum they spat out into the sidewalk on them, and the person who spat that gun could have aids, furthermore giving you aids. G. No girl will ever let you go down on her (I guess that could be a good thing lol) H. The laces could entangle around a vital stomach thing and kill you. I. You could potentially contract an addiction to eating shoes, which would eventually get you on the show 'My Strange Addiction'..... You don't want to be on the show 'My Strange Addiction'. J. You could literally become a shoe, your super power would be kicking shit and you'd wear a cape
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Edited by Kemosabe508: 7/29/2017 8:55:09 PM1. Could Cause Indigestion 2. There Are Dogs Who Should Be Eating Those Shoes 3. There are Hungry Africans Who Could Be Eating Those Shoes 4. Rick Astley Could Have Eaten Those Shoes Yesterday on 'Never Gonna Give You Up''s 30th Birthday 5. The Gum On The Bottom Won't Digest for 7 Years! 6. - 10. I WANT THOSE -blam!-IN SHOES ~ Making America Great Again ~
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There are dogs who would eat those shoes, you know.
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1. Eating shoes can cause digestive issues 2. Earring shoes is a waste of good money. Especially with them costing more and more. 3. African children could have used those shoes to walk and you will just eat them selfishly. 4. They will not taste good by themselves, meaning you will have to spend money on stuff that can spice it up. 5. If they are used shoes, then you are eating someone's dried foot sweat.
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1. Shoes are expensive. 2. Shoes have touched the ground for more than 5 seconds. 3. Ever step in doggie doo? Yeah, exactly. 4. Shoes might damage your teeth. 5. People might laugh at you. 6. It's summer. Going barefoot on hot pavement hurts. 7. Your breath will smell like your feet. 8. Shoes are indigestible. What enters one end must leave the other. 9. There are better things to eat. 10. Your mom would probably tell you not to.
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1. No nutritional value (that I know of) 2. Who knows where they've been if their not your pairs. 3. There could be a spider in one of 'em. 4. They're hard to eat 5. Feet can smell making shoes smell as well 6. Don't you need something to put on your feet to walk outside on the hot sidewalk? 7. It's a little bit strange.... 8. Eating shoes definitely can't be healthy for a human being. 9. What if you eat those doctor Scholl's feet pads? 10. The only time you should eat your shoes is if it's a last resort
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[spoiler]do it[/spoiler]
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[i]kartoffel [/i]
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8 RepliesHere are some important questions to ask yourself before you decide whether or not to go through with the shoe-eating process: Would you like them here or there? Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox? Would you? Could you? In a car? [spoiler]Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.[/spoiler] You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree! A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train? Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? Would you, could you, in the rain? Could you, would you, with a goat? Would you, could you, on a boat? Hope this helps!
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That's your dogs job
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6 RepliesI think you SHOULD eat your shoes, and here's why; 1. It could start a new food fad, Sole Food 2. Shoe companies would love you once it caught on and kids started doing it. 3. Trump would love you for creating jobs in America and helping make America great again. 4. Animal right activists might hate you for increases in leather leather shoes production though. And #5!! You'd help with feeding the poor in the world, now instead of letting them eat cake! Let them eat soles! #satire (just in case)
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Taste U don't have another pair of shoes They cost money It's not healthy Hard to swallow Ur mouth isn't big enough (I hope) This is harder than I thought (get it?) I'm running out of options (just like u) I got more than half way (u can too)
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Shoes taste bad Shoes are smelly Shoes are bigger than your head Shoes cannot be digested by your body Shoes are a valuable commodity in foreign countries Shoes are more useful on your feet Shoes basically have everywhere you've been on them Shoes have germs on them Shoes catch all of your sweat that rolls down your body Shoes have dirt on them Whew op... There you go [spoiler]donate them to ppl who need them[/spoiler]
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Edited by thecheater740: 7/29/2017 1:30:19 AMYou're probably going to choke on them. That's the only one you need
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1. Unhealthy 2. Inedible 3. Stupid 4. Tastes bad 5. You lost a pair of shoes 6. Waste of money 7. You could just eat food 8. Food tastes better 9. I told you not to 10. Your not a dog
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1 ReplyTop ten reasons not to eat your shoes. Because I care. They will run right through your digestive track. You could Fila little sick. You'll get the runs. The sick feeling will sneaker up on you til it boots you in the stomach causing you to up-chuck. Everyone will toe-tally think you are a heel when you post the pic on Instepgram. The guy who got famous from eating sandals will become your arch nemesis. You could contract foot in mouth disease. That's knot what they mean when they say tongue sandwich. You tried and failed before, if you try again, you're setting yourself up for de-feet. People will think you are evil for consuming soles.
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Nipple
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1 ReplyI got to reason 5 and then I just said....eh
