I want each of you to give me ten good reasons as to why I shouldn't eat my shoes.
The reasons I'm eating my shoes are as follows:
[spoiler]im hungry[/spoiler]
I've wanted to eat my shoes for a few years now, and after two failed attempts, I think I'm ready for another try.
EDIT: Looks like no one can come up with any reasons. Sad. Looks like no one cares.
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Taste U don't have another pair of shoes They cost money It's not healthy Hard to swallow Ur mouth isn't big enough (I hope) This is harder than I thought (get it?) I'm running out of options (just like u) I got more than half way (u can too)