I want each of you to give me ten good reasons as to why I shouldn't eat my shoes.
The reasons I'm eating my shoes are as follows:
[spoiler]im hungry[/spoiler]
I've wanted to eat my shoes for a few years now, and after two failed attempts, I think I'm ready for another try.
EDIT: Looks like no one can come up with any reasons. Sad. Looks like no one cares.
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1. Shoes are expensive. 2. Shoes have touched the ground for more than 5 seconds. 3. Ever step in doggie doo? Yeah, exactly. 4. Shoes might damage your teeth. 5. People might laugh at you. 6. It's summer. Going barefoot on hot pavement hurts. 7. Your breath will smell like your feet. 8. Shoes are indigestible. What enters one end must leave the other. 9. There are better things to eat. 10. Your mom would probably tell you not to.