I want each of you to give me ten good reasons as to why I shouldn't eat my shoes.
The reasons I'm eating my shoes are as follows:
[spoiler]im hungry[/spoiler]
I've wanted to eat my shoes for a few years now, and after two failed attempts, I think I'm ready for another try.
EDIT: Looks like no one can come up with any reasons. Sad. Looks like no one cares.
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1. No nutritional value (that I know of) 2. Who knows where they've been if their not your pairs. 3. There could be a spider in one of 'em. 4. They're hard to eat 5. Feet can smell making shoes smell as well 6. Don't you need something to put on your feet to walk outside on the hot sidewalk? 7. It's a little bit strange.... 8. Eating shoes definitely can't be healthy for a human being. 9. What if you eat those doctor Scholl's feet pads? 10. The only time you should eat your shoes is if it's a last resort