I want each of you to give me ten good reasons as to why I shouldn't eat my shoes.
The reasons I'm eating my shoes are as follows:
[spoiler]im hungry[/spoiler]
I've wanted to eat my shoes for a few years now, and after two failed attempts, I think I'm ready for another try.
EDIT: Looks like no one can come up with any reasons. Sad. Looks like no one cares.
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1. Eating shoes can cause digestive issues 2. Earring shoes is a waste of good money. Especially with them costing more and more. 3. African children could have used those shoes to walk and you will just eat them selfishly. 4. They will not taste good by themselves, meaning you will have to spend money on stuff that can spice it up. 5. If they are used shoes, then you are eating someone's dried foot sweat.