I recently converted to the Church of Bootism and we believe in the Primordial Boot, the deity that created everything just so a particular group of primates in a very small part of the universe could have footwear. The penultimate footwear is of course the boot.
To accept the Primordial Boot into your feet, you must first wear boots. Then, you must say "Oh great Boot of power, I come to there on this hour, with boots on feet and hands in sky, I hope that my boots are tied."
Then you will become a proper Bootist. Now, as a reminder, there are services every monday at bungie headquarters, and there is also a mandatory $70 entrance fee.
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You are incredibly bad at shit posting. Really bad. You try too hard and your topics are not interesting in any way. You should just stop making posts that you think are going catch on but instead get 1 reply and are forever forgotten in records of off topic