Damn it feels good to be a ninja [Prometheus comes in] Damn it feels good to be a ninja A real ninja-ass wigga plays his cards right A real ninja-ass wigga never runs his fkin powers Cuz real ninja-ass wiggas don't start fights And ninjas always gotta high cap Showin' all his mods how he shot em But real ninja-ass wiggas don't see much Cuz real ninja-ass wiggas know they saw em And everythings cool in the mind of a ninja Cuz ninja-ass wiggas think deep Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7 Cuz real ninja-ass wiggas don't sleep And all I gotta say to you Wannabe, gonnabe, chikensuckin', kitty-eatin' mentors Cuz when the Forum dies down what the fk you gonna do Damn it feels good to be a Ninja [Recon Number 54 comes in] Damn it feels good to be a ninja Feedin' the members and hepin out wit they forum meals Although I was born in #Flood Now I'm in #Offtopic makin' deals Damn it feels good to be a Ninja I mean one that you don't really know Ridin' around forums in a drop-top Benz Hittin' switches in my black six-fo' Now ninja-ass wiggas come in all shapes and colors One got hacked in the past But this Ninja here is a smart one Started living for Achrohos and I'll last Now all I gotta say to you Wannabe, gonnabe, kitty-eatin' roostersuckin' mentors When the shitposts jumps off what the fk you gonna do Damn it feels good to be a ninja [Daz comes in] Damn it feels good to be a Ninja A real ninja-ass wigga knows the play Real ninja-ass wiggas get to ban the Violating bitches Ask that ninja-ass wigga Little Jake Now members look at ninja-ass wiggas like a stop sign And play the role of Little Miss Sweet But catch the member all alone get the digit take him out and then dump-hittin' the ass with the C.o.C Cuz ninja-ass wiggas be the forum playas And everythings quiet in the clique A ninja-ass wigga pulls the trigger And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off sheit Real ninja-ass wiggas don't talk much All ya hear is the black from the ban pass And real ninja-ass wiggas don't run for sheit Cuz real ninja-ass wiggas don't need to run fast Now when you in the #feedback talkin' shit do the shit Hit the pen and let the mothafkas report ya But ninjas like myself kick back and peep game Cuz damn it feels good to be a ninja [Deej comes in] And now, a word from the Manager! Damn it feels good to be a Manager Gettin voted into the White House Everything lookin good to the people of the forums But the Ninja family is my boss So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down like lettin' a big mid shipment through And send 'em to the #destiny community So we can bust you know who So voters of the forums keep supportin' me And I promise to take you very far Other leaders better not upset me Or I'll send a million bungie members to die at war To all you Ninjas, that helped me win I sincerely like to thank you Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts And damn it feels good to be a Manager